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"sasa hautanikatia nyasi juu ya sabuni bois"

"hiyo mafuta huoni nimechorwa na unajikamua nayo bois"

Mambet:

"mimi huwezi nibadilisha na huyo bibi yako sura mbaya"

"saa nikuume alafu? huoni haimake sense brathee??weeh jitoe tu"

"oyaah, haina haja nibweke, Tusikosane bure ariiif Jitoe"

Hii nayo imebeba usitoo, hakuna kupitwa😂🤣

huyu nilidhani alikuwa mcheso akisema nikikushika nitakudinya hadi utoroke,uko sirudi tena

"sasa dowry ndio nini?ama ilikuwa useme dairy"

Ukitembea na Bibi yako akiwa na mimba hiyo ndio time huwa unapatana na madem type yako buana. Unapata Dem ni mrembo, flat tummy, nyash size musurii na matiti zimesimama wima tirries zimepoint plot maguta maguta huko joska. Dem anapita kama amekuangalia na macho mbaya as if you're not aware you made the wrong decision. Yawa jowa, Ruto's fall is imminent!!

kama wangekua wanatumia interclasses za highschool kuscout sahi ningekua epl with no doubts.

Ukienda kukatia dame alafu upate akona birthday countdown

"ulitaste hiyo chakula ama unaeka tu chumvi venye unataka"

Germany and Japan eliminated today. I feel like it's 1945. Only this time,Nagasaki fell before Hitler pulled the trigger.

@polo_kimanii siri ni kusupport business ya hao wasichana wako koinange na stori na relationship utakuwa unasikia kama kelele😂

The girl you dumped because of cheating will now get another jamaa who was dumped because of cheating and tell him that its you who cheated. Then you will find another girl who was dumped because she cheated and she will tell you her ex cheated. Akuna kitu tunafanya apa aki

"mkimaliza kusolve hiyo kesi yangu, ambia jirani akupee mahindi nilivunja nikaacha kwa shamba yake"

Campaign ya huko Kisii university siku za election 😂😂

"fungua bana,wacha jokes,Princi anakam"😭😂

@6enteke at least huyu anaeza tolewa na mvua na ni ivo ametoka kwa trenches 😂😂

Swali bado ni moja....

There was this girl I used to date. One day, she snatched my phone and went through my WhatsApp. As expected, she found what she was looking for and left me. Now, months later, she's back, acting like nothing ever happened and saying she wants me again.