stuart wright

@VertebratePub @GreatNorthTrail 1

Here you go then - option one or option two. It's @GreatNorthTrail's Three Peaks book... let us know in the comments which we should go with...

@darwendashers But if all you're doing is fining people, does that actually serve any purpose with regard to safety? After all, they're still speeding, whereas I don't think many people will do 36 in a 30 knowing there's a speed camera present?

@darwendashers Perhaps because that might actually slow people down, rather than simply raising revenue? ... after all, they do like to call them road safety cameras rather than simply money spinners

When I was growing up, the best conversations I had with my dad would nearly always start with the words, "now don't tell your mum".

Do you ever look at someone and think - why has no one ever hit you with a shovel?

Remember, if you come to me with a problem, expect a solution, not sympathy.

"You're no better than an animal" "Better? I was just hoping that one day we might be half as good"

Tomorrow, help someone who you know has absolutely no chance of ever repaying you.

@GreatNorthTrail @MarkWalters_ Ridden? Pushed?

@MarkWalters_ Lovely. Have ridden past the fort but not been up. Yet.

We may all be in the same storm but don't for one minute tell yourself that we're all in the same boat.

@SawaynHollie Is he an MP or friend of an MP maybe? ... nothing unusual.

NCA in London have detained a man with £663,000in cash.

Artificial intelligence? Surely we could have had a decent stab at sorting out natural stupidity before we went down that road?

I was out for a walk and got to thinking just how different life might be if otters had waterproof pockets and bear trappers kept their hats neatly trimmed.

Please do spare a thought for all those people with a stepladder ... they may never have known their real ladder.

Appears I'm a Misanthrope. Who knew? Oh yeah, everyone.

Some days are just a collection of disappointments stuck together with shit. Today isn't one of those days, so I'll remember that for the next time one does come round.

@Absolutemtb1 One route up and the same down - everything else is a footpath and will likely be very busy currently. In truth, it's a much nicer walk than a ride.

Who’s ridden Cadair Idris? Talk to me, best routes up/down, where to park etc? Thank you 😎🤙

@Flatfishy No, don't worry I've not seen or spoken to anyone since Thursday and with any luck, won't until Tuesday. 👍

@bearbonesnorm What the hell are you doing at an airport to find out?

Why are there companies selling luggage at the airport? WTF arrives carrying armfuls of clothes having previously thought, 'fuck it, we'll pack when we get there'?

@MartinMBrown As if I would or have any cause to.

@bearbonesnorm Oh dear you haven’t have you 😳

When having a discussion with a significant other, remember to always avoid using the phrase, "my mum was right about you".