Beaux Stretcherson II JD

Not an ideal morning for the kid

Plot twist she texted me first

@mightaswelldrop Wow PT congrats

PT HAD HIMSELF A DAY YESTERDAY

“American stadiums are horrible, they shouldn’t host” “Ok the stadiums are nice but they won’t fill” “The stadiums filled but the games will suck” “The games are exciting but American cities are terrible” “American cities are only fun because they’re rich”

@nationalmember Happened at my club as well too many got caught giving blowjobs for cash

The new owner of our club eliminated the cart girls. I need to know what kind of organized resistance the membership should be mounting. This is not a small matter. We need to save these girls. They are all fantastic.

Top 10 favorite black people: 1. Darius Rucker 2. Curtis Loew 3. Larry Fitzgerald

@edward1mcdonald Calling it thrifting is gay but I will continue to rape and pillage my local goodwill

Things hook thinks straight men should stay away from.

How is it possible that every single female I follow is a Knicks fan?

@JaharMenir Severe lack of reading comprehension in this comment section

Hey IU, sorry I’m not indian and gay. Didn’t realize I didn’t meet all the pre-requisites. Amen. #indianandgay

@JaharMenir Waste of time you have to take three extra classes and it does absolutely nothing for u

@mcnelkens Right

@beauxstretch I swing better than that blacked out

900 follower swing/backyard dox

@carfleischer IU acacia -200

i guess this is how new yorkers flirt now

@NotOnLinkedin No

@beauxstretch Do u have a slice

5 hour round incoming #shrink

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

@georgelettice69 @Hoosier_Review “Fags”

AJ Henley says his Indiana visit was 🔥 #iufb

@NFL_DovKleiman Ronnie brown

Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching. I'll start, Brian Westbrook.

@Pirolas03 @Jlsesugh They literally played a World Cup in Qatar

America has bigger and better-looking stadiums than England, but sure, hosting the World Cup in America is a mistake

This Pat mahomes intro is gonna make me #kms

@TouchmineX “Super Bowl final”

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The World Cup opener attracted nearly 10× as many viewers as the Super Bowl. 🤯