Milton “2 time” Hemroyd

@beauxstretch I swing better than that blacked out

900 follower swing/backyard dox

@HonchoHerold Assattack

Sit on my face #assattack

@BillyGNippers As a right I condone it. Do what ever the fuck you what Phil

As a lefty, I do not condone Phil Mickelson’s alleged behavior & actions. No further comment at this time.

"nobody can ever tell when i'm racked"

@DuragRebel No, honest

Do you guys ever hit balls on the range and find yourself genuinely confused as to how a golf ball can go so far off target?

Knicks fans are attacking any spurs fans they could find after game 3 loss 👀😳

Convinced people who watch love island have lower IQs

Welcome back Kobe and Shaq

They’re callin it the best drink ever

@robot97op How is that going big guy?

@robot97op Jay Rigtenmyer

@notjasondufner No I slimmed them all out

Any Scottsdale burners on this app?

Being violently hungover at my internship is terrible. Would not recommend

@PigtailChamp Luke West

They caught me in the crowd today, I guess this is my body reveal. Had a great time at the Bosh!

Girl I’m working with just asked if I was in a “frat” in college. I’m literally Frat Stanley 😭

@RiggsBarstool @royalportrush So when u scoop the ball up, you will not get spin and the ball will not spot. So yes you are not good enough. -2 time

I’m just not good enough for links golf

@ThomasWrrld It’s because he is

Tommy Tremble has 2 games a season where he plays like prime George Kittle for no reason at all

@bryan_mich7 @doug4johnson Yep

@doug4johnson Hog

@millefreda Where is your sword?

Just organize my bedside table