
@matthewgerrard Kid still has a dummy and is nailing better puns than me.
Walthamstow, London 🇬🇧 English
Ben Bowdler-Thomas
19.4K posts

@benjackthomas
Desperately trying to maintain an appropriate level of inappropriateness.











Do you take your tea bags on holiday? Alfie does. P.S. Listen on Spotify and Apple - search 'Pack Yer Bags'.


If you've got an Auntie who is a BEAST, then Asda have got you covered.



