blorgie glooby bug

got bit by a water lizard trying to remove him from reis room after rei didnt realise him and that lizard were watching anime together for two hours

I HATE MEN I HATE THEM THEY ALL SUCK IM NEVER BEFRIENDING A MAN EVER AGAIN FUCK THEM ALL THEIR INSANE EMOTIONAL IMMATURITY IS GONNA MAKE ME INTO A SERIAL KILLER

babys first bad review

@celaire_cc me when pixies twt popped up on my tl

i’ve stumbled upon #shtwt and #edtwt uh oh

@celaire_cc @TheTimomatic @arlongswife thats horrid,,, this is horrid news,, this affects our relationship

i have turned into @TheTimomatic @arlongswife now i smoke baccy cones coz im out of weed what have i become

watching nimue start the exact same hyper femme —> butch —> trans pipeline is funny as someone who experienced that pipeline at its fullest

old bald men do not have game dear jesus christ

my boss gave me a dead seahorse as a gift

i like that my deadname to mara is damiaan and that to her i was born a male and transitioned to a female

im actually gonna fuckin die laughing at these images

@haribonerz i WAS A TRENDSETTER I MEAN CMON THIS LITERALLY IS THE BLUEPRINT YOURE RIGHT!!!

@haribonerz no literally there really isnt anything good going on in bali anymore 😭😭😭 all i see is white girls going for spa trips

@haribonerz i did!! but she had some competition,,, i had this small plush of the squirrel from ice age and that dude got better treatment than anyone in my life. I used to force my mum to take photos of him everywhere like he was a part of the trip eating his ice cream

@haribonerz gahahah if you want a cheap overseas spa and relaxation trip thats all bali is good for now

@haribonerz i came back with a black baby doll ☝️😎

@haribonerz my father definitely did and still has it

@haribonerz 💪🐞and then i got to be all like “yeah the beads are from bali 😎” like that was my one chance at being cool

@celaire_cc 🥹🥹 thank u cutie

@blorgiebug i will buy your art 🥺

i love the idea of selling my art just to see other people hang it in their houses but also the fear no one would want that is strong

@haribonerz OMG I HAD THESE WHEN I CAME BACK FROM BALI AS A LIL GIRLLL😭😭😭