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new fav emoji combo: 😔🤘 (or any face really)

i am fully convinced everyone in my life secretly hates me and i can’t talk to any of them about it otherwise it’ll come true

my life is just one big fat joke atp and all my brain does is lie to me

i always feel so stupid

listening to the playlist i made during psychosis last year coz that definitely is a good idea

another one for the books

i’m convinced i don’t actually sleep i just close my eyes and relive a fuck tonne of terrible shit before i open them again the next day.

i cleaned my living room today

i’m great at cleaning until it’s my own house. suddenly idk how to work a vacuum cleaner

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

crazy

i don’t have any self control okay don’t hate me

just helped a customer pop a nang in the carpark LMFAO what is my life

instead of sleeping i should do a shit tonne of coke and clean my house

@arlongswife literally and he wasn’t even pretty too like 🤦🏻‍♀️

@celaire_cc Man tries to quirk it up and ends up circling back to misogyny. A tale as old as time

AM I JUST A PRODUCT LMFAOOOO

someone else be commenting “wifey” on my posts now

@blorgiebug i don’t even need the context i agree 1000000%

I HATE MEN I HATE THEM THEY ALL SUCK IM NEVER BEFRIENDING A MAN EVER AGAIN FUCK THEM ALL THEIR INSANE EMOTIONAL IMMATURITY IS GONNA MAKE ME INTO A SERIAL KILLER