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@CEpleaseMaskUp @RepLuna I say we need to keep bringing up the Epstein files just so we can trick him into "distracting" us with UFO releases 😜

@smithhmackenzie Yeah, brown rice is gross. I bought a bag because it was on sale at Costco.... But white rice just tastes so much better.

Why in the world do people still eat brown rice?? It tastes worse, is harder to digest, and doesn’t have any real advantage over white rice. Rice white remains elite.

@ctvedmonton This happened in Ontario and the owner of Esso is exactly who you think and based on reviews they've had a history of poor maintenance and being cheap esso elmvale share.google/ZgiHnZzeAR4hXg…

A shop working on vehicles that got contaminated gas at a south Edmonton Esso Circle K station this week says the gas was 50 per cent water. #yeg ctvnews.ca/edmonton/artic…

@TMZ Literally everyone knew he was responsible from the very moment Celeste was found dead. I'm surprised he didn't try to make a run for it.

🚨 BREAKING: D4vd is in police custody after being arrested for the murder of 14-year-old girl Celeste Rivas. Details HERE: tmz.com/2026/04/16/d4v…

@aweusmc @2chbook I'm like half this dude's size and the full stack is easy for me. The exercise is not as impressive as people think, unless you just don't lift at all. Given his size, I can easily see how he can do that much.

@2chbook This shit is not hard I’m ngl. If ur not ripping 300+ on this machine u need to hit legs more

三度見した　 この人ただものじゃない

@BilsuArt Why does every post on X need to be ragebait nowadays

Elden Ring has lost almost its entire player base. Players say it’s because of: - No meaningful updates in almost 2 years - Lack of collabs and cosmetics - Almost 0 replay-ability after 1000 hours - Increase in price of FromBux Is it safe to say the game is dead?

@NewTwistedOwl @Emilio2763 Her set was the only good choice in the whole lot.

@Emilio2763 I felt genuine sadness for this one :

Fat Tits Aren’t Good Tits…

@BleuCapone Come back at me when you've tried Pad Kra Pao. This stuff absolutely slaps on white rice.

Gym nggas be eating lightly seasoned ground beef and white rice for dinner for 6 days straight man

@GohanBeast747 @DBZimran Dave Bautista was honestly the only voice over that took me out of it. The others were fine.

@DBZimran I watched it twice. Was blinded by nostalgia on the first watch. They did the characters so dirty, especially Sokka. The script felt like AI at times, and the voice work was amateur at best. The animators were carrying this entire film on their backs.

Paramount gotta hate money, these stupid fuckers fumbled the easiest bag of their lives.

@tolstoybb Fuck French. - Canadian of 38 years

Now that I've been Canadian for like five minutes, I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised that so many anglo Canadians resent the language laws. It's really not that hard to learn french.

@ThorBjornsson_ You're also like 350 lbs.

Maxed out the machine 🔥

@Daily_MailUS So like at what number will the administration start taking this seriously?

BREAKING NEWS: Eleventh scientist found dead

@gotrice2024 He even sounds like a soy boy.

This man was at an indoor car show. Lots of expensive custom cars on display from Lamborghini’s to Ferrari’s and other painstakingly one of a kind builds. A man decides to film him self speeding around and drifting next to these cars on a drift go kart. He claims to be a professional go kart drifter and has never hit a car before. While drifting close to a Ferrari that was almost a million dollars, the owner came out and told him that if he hit his car then there would be an issue. The drifter feels the man was bring a Karen, would you be this calm if someone was doing this by your expensive car?

@Mciza6 @mrwtffacts All you're doing is reinforcing society's lack of personal accountability. I suppose its just easier to blame someone else for your problems, huh

@mrwtffacts Whether you agree with the lawsuit or not the bar staff should have cut her off well before shot number 14.

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.

@chriiswavy @4vataruniverse It's so over

@4vataruniverse My franchise is cooked

The movie is being passed around on Twitter like a joint, and Paramount is launching investigations to catch the plug instead of salvaging the situation by releasing it sooner to capitalize on the hype and regain control

@4vataruniverse The only saving grace here is for them to commit to a theatrical release. They probably thought they could keep the film hostage and force people to subscribe to their streaming and it completely backfired.

@anymanfitness I'm still not buying your stupid workout program.

Just because your heart rate increases when you lift weights doesn't mean it's cardiovascular in nature. You need longer, sustained work for your heart, not just short bursts. Strength training is important, but so is cardio - do both.

@TXMCtrades @burningrob @RepLuna @NewsNation Don't need to tell her. She's also stated multiple times that she does not trust them.

@burningrob @RepLuna @NewsNation Tell her to keep AARO out of it if she wants her efforts to be viewed with any degree of legitimacy

BREAKING @RepLuna tells @NewsNation she intends to work directly with sec. hegseth to secure release of all 46 uap video files requested in her march 31 letter to the department of war (1/🧵)

@Wal63700Wall @burningrob @ufouapam @RepLuna @NewsNation She's doing more than literally anyone else in Congress. If you think you can do better, feel free to run as a representative or senator :p

@burningrob @ufouapam @RepLuna @NewsNation Her credibility is shot. She’s not getting anywhere.

@tbiz4shiz @Thedrjway I have a lot of criticisms but I don't generally care how others lift. I just hope you dont regret these poor choices in the future when you're dealing with chronic inflammation and pain.

If you’re going to load up the leg press make sure your reps look like these 👇👇

@Lbabinz If I was actually a Nintendo fanboy, I would buy in a heart beat.

Reminder: Pre-orders for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie Yoshi Popcorn Bucket end tomorrow on Cineplex (April 17), delivery beginning August 3 buff.ly/0ARRqa1