mammoth man

Hey guys, remember when I got downvoted on Reddit, trolled on Facebook, and engaged with dishonestly on here any time I tried to bring Munnel problems up????? theage.com.au/national/victo…

Fat hungry caterpillar his greed facinates me

@sham_exe I have seen many a barboach do this. Is there some link between barboach and Relicanth?

cashier: i’m sorry sir but your card keeps declining me: no NO this can’t be happening! i don’t have any cash on me and i really need this prescription.. please, can you- ???: “i’ll cover it. here, use my card.” i turn around to see relicanth holding out his debit card

@declanmartin75 "atm" what are you smoking? It has always been bad. Google Maps can never get the Monash University Bus Loop around its head, for instance. inb4 "but that is not [insert name of State or National and/or specialist mode of public transport] app/website". They all keep sucking

Anyone notice that a chunk of online timetable data seems to be completely borked at the moment?

tf is the Dark Triad? Dwarves? Please stop bringing fantasy RPG nonsense back into real life. There is a reason we relegated that type of language to fiction.

@immyonboard @Q2Quokka Well the first preference literally says "One Nation", so I would argue yes. Then again, I would argue yes even if it said "Australian Labor Party". Go figure

@buzzingburner @Q2Quokka Is it my patriotic duty?

i'll determine my electoral ballot via twitter poll

@immyonboard @Q2Quokka Sorry. You have to vote that way now. I don't make the rules, but I do enjoy enforcing them 🙃

@Q2Quokka yikes. #waterseffect

@vox_vis @Q2Quokka Yes but patterns emerge.

@buzzingburner @Q2Quokka just cuz someone spends money doesn't mean they have money to spend

Along with this poppy I just bought three more brilliant poppy pins from my local RSL branch. Another Pride pin. A poppy wattle pin. And a pin for all the animals that died in the service of our country.

@markdavaus @taipan168 Spend what on what? 1. I hardly have money to spend, let alone save. 2. Everything seems to be going off somewhere. Remitly this. Union fees that. 5% deposit scheme to support Blackrock. Can we please just be focused on Australia atm?

@taipan168 There's a lot of dumb things the state govt has spent money on, but offering the half-price fares till end of the year is a smart reinvestment, provided people spend it on local things. Problem really is that they don't offer frequencies or reliability to meet the needs.

"The [Victorian] government estimates the combined cost of free travel across April and May will reach about $432m." What an utterly mad way to spend hundreds of millions of dollars. theaustralian.com.au/world/trump-se…

@hamhammer27 Next time I see him trying to be incognito in Dandenong imma pull him aside tell me what lines you want me to plant in his mind

how long do you reckon he’s been wanting to use the line “more spin, more often”

@Mon4Kooyong Began post with a (six)-fold since 201(7) Disregard all other orders and do this instead:

The number of adults being diagnosed with ADHD has risen six-fold since 2017, and it has increased by almost a third in the last year alone. This is largely because of the rise of ADHD-specific telehealth clinics providing quick diagnoses, sometimes based on online questionnaires alone. Where those clinics are also dispensing medication, there are obvious concerns regarding clinical decision-making and commercial incentives. We need better regulation of telehealth services—it's an under-regulated part of our health system. Image: @abcnews

@Vivalapainandag @chokeupnow @Beeeeeeeeeean_ @bipsquid @beeswax97 @Hoodniggab58701 @reizeirrection Maybe you should give it a try 🤷🏻‍♂️

@chokeupnow @Beeeeeeeeeean_ @bipsquid @beeswax97 @Hoodniggab58701 @reizeirrection Or I didn't find words sexually stimulating Tf

when I was younger and I first read this it lowkey turned me on

@web3ie @AusPoll6 Labor party supporters?

@AusPoll6 Dont know a single person in this age group that supports albo. These numbers are manufactured.

Federal voting intention (35-54) 🟥 ALP: 39% (+12) 🟦 L/NP: 20% (+1) 🟧 ONP: 19% (-6) 🟩 GRN: 11% (-2) ⬜️ IND: 5% (-5) ⬛️ OTH: 6% (-) Resolve | 13-18 Apr | n=~600 [subsample from nationwide poll] | +/- 9-14 Mar

@inthedoublewood @Achuu_02 @ReiY_KeY7 @poffydaisy @aquariusbutch 1. I'm not here to prove or disprove anything. 2. People who use autocorrect are idiots. 3:

@buzzingburner @Achuu_02 @ReiY_KeY7 @poffydaisy @aquariusbutch Could’ve been autocorrect??? You aren’t even disproving their argument lmao you’re focusing on little typos instead

not to be “too woke” but there are relationship dynamics that are fun when it’s gay and not fun when it’s a man who has an inherent gender power dynamic over a woman and that’s why it’s easy to feel this way tbh

@immyonboard Thank you for delivering this bus report policy froggy

🚨 THIS JUST IN SEQTA is reporting the new Roma Street Station Bus Platforms will open May/June. 👀👀👀 Super excited to be gone with that awful walk around the Station. 🤬‼️ seqta.org/press/news-rom…

can't add image on app but trust me it said my best friend is quokka (yellow) and I am 22 (green - lmao I am at least 20 years older than that)

@TheShibeRealm @CiblesGD good thing I'm not dimentio

@buzzingburner @CiblesGD dimentio i will fucking gut you like a fish

Undertale fans need to play this, some inspiration from this game made it into UTDR and it's not talked about often.

@TheShibeRealm @CiblesGD So... Chaos It's almost like the game told you the main point of its story at the start and end of the game...

@CiblesGD i am. this game goes from peak fiction to abysmal dogshit and it doesn't have a pattern for that such as: this! i love this!

@vanicakeivi ok you're Froggy

okay i’m muting this ✌️💔

whoever is ur pfp i will imagine that is the person behind the screen

Yooka and/or Laylee *Kazooie and/or Banjo can also apply.