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Don't waste your time with terrible AI fruit videos when you can watch Mickey Rooney lead an orchestra of fruits, featuring practical effects by the great George Pal.

I grew up with a German parent, so imagine my surprise when I moved out and realized people do not open their windows. My roommates were SHOCKED when I would air the house out in the morning 😭 what do u mean youve never heard of air being stale

@Dude36509305 @BraxtonJs I laughed at this one, haha. The gatekeepers often just produce slop themselves.

I feel like I'm not terminally online enough because I have no idea what people are freaking out about with this

@voicearchivist It was rushed.

For some reason, this episode made the fans of MLP go nuclear.

@zacbowden What about dropping the forced online setup requirement? That's been one of the biggest trust issues they've had from day-dot. Leaving that in there makes their plea a bit hollow.

BREAKING: Microsoft just announced several major changes to Windows 11 in an effort to win back user trust and evolve the platform into something people will actually want to use over macOS and Linux! It's a huge announcement that addresses Windows 11's biggest problems today, tackling core fundamental issues such as unreliable system performance, UX consistency, AI bloat and general enshittification. Microsoft has confirmed that this year, it WILL be reducing where ads and Copilot appear throughout the system, including in Start, Widgets, Notepad, Photos, and more! File Explorer and Windows Search will be upgraded with improved performance and capabilities that make finding apps and files much faster and easier. The OS will become lighter with less RAM and system utilization at idle, making it smoother to run on low end hardware with limited memory. These improvements will also benefit high-end PCs too. Windows Update will be improved with more granular controls and the ability to postpone updates for longer, along with reducing how often the OS needs to restart to install an update. Microsoft has also confirmed that it's bringing back fan favourite features such as the ability to move the Taskbar! It's also working to update more areas of the system shell with modern WinUI designs, which should make Windows 11 feel more coherent and complete. There's much more in the announcement, and it honestly all sounds too good to be true. Microsoft really is listening to feedback, and is eager to make Windows the BEST desktop OS on the market. More details including when these changes will arrive in the link! windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…

@ma1ybe Hopefully he got locked up

playing mad max and realized I can't think of another game with an australian protagonist

@boomerangmadi @Jaayyarts @xAlienLika Lovely collection!

I like trains 🚂 @Jaayyarts @xAlienLika I love all my public transportation accessories

Things going well I see.

Victorian jewel, Waterloo House, built in 1890, Melbourne Australia.

@Brocklesnitch Pike River is a New Zealand film that came out like last November I wish to see, but won't be here until May 😢

i simply love being in australia and waiting 2-3 months for movies to come out after they're out everywhere else and everyone is talking about them

Exclusive leaked Fuel Supply Taskforce report ⬇️

@plasmarob Legitimately. They killed diving boards at pools, pressure school camps to shut down and force councils to do all kinds of destruction.

Insurance companies are the ruin of civilization

@disco___cat We've been struggling since in so many respects.

the 90s really was the best decade wasn't it and it's not even close.

> be me > be aussie > wednesday night pornhub > sorry you need ID > okay.gif > submit credit card details to verify age > failed > next day attempt to buy banh mi > card blocked > spend 45 mins on phone unblocking phone > "sir what is age verification ID mechant?" > bank now knows I needed a wank > viet bakery heard the whole conversation Thanks @AlboMP

If you let your kids walk to school, some people will call you a bad parent. So we chauffeur them instead, adding to congestion, making our streets less safe, creating unnecessary stress, wasting valuable time, and making our kids more dependent.

the internet is no longer a place to explore. it is literally just five giant apps consisting entirely of screenshots of text from the other four apps.