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There is no putting the Bitcoin genie back in the bottle.

@scottmelker Is that really what they said or did you add in the Bitcoin part?

NEW: 🚨 GOOGLE RESEARCH FINDS QUANTUM COMPUTERS COULD BREAK BITCOIN, ETHEREUM, AND MOST MAJOR BLOCKCHAINS SOONER THAN EXPECTED

@TheDesertLynx Yeah I understand why you resort to the lowest common denominator reply. It's ok.

@cachesensitive Exit liquidity confirmed.

Bitcoin's biggest voice is using all the same scammy, exploitative tactics to generate exit liquidity on a literal Ponzi scheme. He's literally headlining the largest Bitcoin conference in the world a few weeks from now. Bitcoiners, you'll own this when everything crashes.

@TheMidnightP0et @ztisdale Travel more and educate yourself. I've been all around and Canada is one of the best on earth.

@cachesensitive @ztisdale nope. 3rd world people dont want to pay $5000 rent or $1 million for a rotten old house, or $100 for a bag of groceries… and also live in a frozen cold tundra. Bullshit.

When Canada becomes the 51st State we get to drop French as an official language.

@TheDesertLynx They certainly aren't particularly on the side that dismisses billions in Bitcoin purchased by selling stocks which essentially means ZERO debt. All those BTC acquired with zero up front captital. Tell me, if BTC hits a modest 300k over the next 7 yrs, are Strategy in trouble?

@cachesensitive Why ignore the $6.8 billion dollar hole on top of that, just to break even (if you ignore all the other expenses)? Seriously, they aren't sending their best here.

@mark_slapinski You and the radical right should all go hash it out on a remote island so the normal people can live in peace without your constant efforts to promote division & hate.

The Radical Racist Right is so DESPARATE to smear me they will resort to making stuff up. Fake tweets, false accusations, even AI-generated videos. Bunch of sick fucks.

@FredFellaIMO Nobody said anything about an invasion and you're a terrible person for promoting that kind of lie just to farm engagement.

MAGA, did you vote for Trump to order the invasion of Canada? This is beyond ridiculous. x.com/FredFellaIMO/s…

@mark_slapinski How do evil people like you even get to post on here?

This is a great time to let the world know that Charlie Kirk was an asshole and the world is a better place without him.

@jasonpizzino Why the fuck should they have to buy every single week? That's an insane expectation.

Microstrategy pauses Bitcoin buying, only to focus on $STRC instead. $MSTR maxis will try to justify this again, like they did when we explained how weak the stock price was in 2025 before price collapsed. They'll keep holding all the way down. That's how it works.

@GuyTalksFinance Naw, Bitcoin makes 1000X more sense.

All you need to do is invest 20% of your income into the S&P 500 to become a millionaire. There’s nothing stopping you from achieving financial freedom.

@mark_slapinski You're not a serious person. You should be fucking ashamed for spreading this bullshit and promoting hate and division.

OMG: Pete Hegseth just suggested that America has plans to INVADE Greenland, Canada, and Cuba. It's happening!

@TheDesertLynx @whale_watcherz Not even close. Nobody is deceived and they all know EXACTLY where their money is going. Saylor found a way to model a business around something people want to do. It's 100% their choice and they are NOT misled.

@whale_watcherz But Saylor's company is a Ponzi.

@TheDesertLynx $758 a year, on average. If you don't think Bitcoin will do that on average over the next 5-10 yrs then you're not living in same reality as the rest of us. Personally I don't mess with any derivative shit, but this childlike personal rift you guys have with Saylor is retarded.

Remember, he's $6.8 billion in the hole, and every year the Bitcoin price needs to be $758 higher in order to break even just from his STRC dividends alone. It's going to be a collapse of epic proportions, either for him or his exit liquidity (or both). x.com/i/grok/share/e…

@rektfencer So irresponsible. Can it go lower? Of course! But it's 100% CERTAIN you can't possibly know. Can we blame stupid people for being stupid and believing you have some magic power to see the future? Maybe. But you should be more responsible & honest with that many followers.

SELL ANY CRYPTO NOW BUY WHEN THESE TARGETS HIT YOU’LL THANK ME LATER

@TedPillows You have no power here FUD boy.

Institutions are aggressively dumping $BTC here. Big players are looking for an exit.

@ghost0zz5143458 @AlbertaCanada60 Naw, you don't have to make excuse. Facts don't give a fuck about our opinions or bias.

@cachesensitive @AlbertaCanada60 Now show a graph by demographic. And throw in the taxes paid in Canada vs those other countries while you're at it. Betcha the vast majority of that 'adult wealth' in Canada is in the form of real estate assets, held by boomers and the generation before them. Bad take.

Hey, Canada 🇨🇦 What liberals have done to our country over the past 11 years of left-wing radical extremists ideology gov't policies. Actually makes me SICK TO MY STOMACH. Our beautiful country is almost DESTROYED.

@comic That's all? I figured 27 yr old Google, the king of search & marketing, YouTube, Android, etc, would be worth 5 Bitcoin market caps. I guess Bitcoin will be flipping Google a lot sooner than I'd thought!

Google is worth 2x more than the total bitcoin market cap today Stay based

@JimChuong You spelled "health" wrong. Money is 100% useless if you don't move your ass and exercise hard. A healthy poor man can wake up and do a lot more than a rich man who can't do a single pull up.

“The highest form of wealth is the ability to wake up every morning and say, 'I can do whatever I want today.'” - Morgan Housel