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There's no happily ever after, not even in friendship. Everything is disposable now.
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Ms Cactus ๐ต
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Ms Cactus ๐ต
@cactusbuttplug_
Chronically Tired โข๏ธ Pro-pineapple insurgent. Beetroot & Bean enthusiast. Dog + plant mother - I said what I said. โก Tragically unfunny โก
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Wait, thereโs a software update?
Here I am using yesterdayโs software version like a sucker.
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@witty_shitty @TheAstuteGaloot I Xecond that
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@StuartEFewtrell @LoveNLunchmeat I'm an early bird myself, but I do see the benefits of being late. My brain just won't allow it, sadly.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I always find it refreshing to listen to a normal person who has some experience of the issue in hand, rather than some right wing whack job vomiting a bucket full of lies.
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@cactusbuttplug_ Ive actually eaten you a couple times. Surprisingly good done right.
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5 random facts about me.
1. I'm as old as dinosaurs.
2. I have a prickly spine.
3. I'm edible. ๐
4. I grew up in the desert.
5. I'm succulent. ๐
Aunt Cunt@AuntCunt
5 random facts aboot me 1. Iโm 34 2. Iโm Scottish 3. Iโm 12 sphynx cats ina human suit 4. I grew up in a ditch raised by tadpoles 5. Yer da DMs me his bhole
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Hmm, suspicious. Feels like they are coordinating something.
Scary Underwater@scaryunderwater
Aerial view of a group of Basking Sharks, a relatively rare sighting as they're predominately solitary creatures
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"Why do you hate men?" Points to the comments section on any post about women or their bodies.
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@Whiskey4One @cactusbuttplug_ Or theyโre joining the fight against yachts/boats
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@BorrachoYLoco3 Of hell? Wait, what are we talking about?
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I'm not a top tier friend. I'm more like a third or fourth tier.
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@misterbumface @BBCWorld Ugh. I just read the article. Perfect fodder for the mouth breathing conspiracy nuts. RIP Tafari ๐
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Obamas' personal chef dies in paddleboard accident bbc.in/46ZR3NP
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