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colleen
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colleen
@calloweeen
sweaty witch; sleepy socialist; coziness enthusiast. CMH therapist. UNIONIZE. shut up when you’re talking to me
Metro Detroit 가입일 Ekim 2009
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What is this Q-anon coded tweet
MattsGottaKnow@MattsGottaNo
I’m sure I don’t need to say it but I’m going to anyway. Purple Tie.
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colleen 리트윗함
traveling to the shore to take in the sea air for my fragile health. i would’ve crushed that
trent reznor's bush@thewhostellout
do yall have anything that you genuinely have a born in the wrong generation complex about?? mine is quaaludes and action park
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Ouch!
Two hour dental appointment completed.
Had to cauterize the tooth.
Double ouch!
It’s National Hostess Cupcake Day!
(They really do have a holiday for everything)
And I can’t have any!
Not fair! ☹️
(Thanks @inqdragon2 for your daily list!)
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@TanningChatumm Idk how I missed this comment but thank you 💕 She did have a happy & comfortable life full of love
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@calloweeen Oh I get it. Had one pass as I was taking him to the vet :( bet you gave them a great life. And that is a cutie right there, love him!
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He lives and has been evicted. We appreciate the bugs he killed for us but roommate situations are always iffy & it just did not work out. I’m keeping the security deposit tho ✌🏻
colleen@calloweeen
I’ve been depressed and grieving my cat for a couple weeks so I haven’t been doing a lot of chores. Dishes, laundry & husband vacuums to keep us afloat. WELL now a spider has made a web in the bathroom using our hairs for structure so I’m just gonna burn it down
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This would be *thousands* by the way. Probably 7-8k. Put the Twitter down & get to work.
Otherwise men (regardless of sexuality) can shut the fuck up about what is or isn’t a slur against women
colleen@calloweeen
Read as many domestic violence and sexual assault police reports as I have and get back to me on whether “bitch” is used as a violent slur against women
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This is such a rough period of my life but im trying and im crying
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This. I need y’all to realize that defense attorneys help victims more than prosecutors do most of the time
Wonderkitty, Eldritch Orca🏴☠️@TehWonderkitty
My practice is easily 85% "This guy was in a car with three other people and there were drugs in the trunk." I have also handled multiple cases where my client was a woman who got arrested after her partner smacked her around so she finally hit back & now they're co-defendants.
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@calloweeen i knowwww i forgot how dumb it was for a sec idk why
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If I were a boy I’d be named Patrick Michael.
I have a brother named Michael Patrick, super creative guys
Solstice 🛸@Sk8erboikermit
What was your guys "almost" names? My mum almost called me sapphire
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colleen 리트윗함
i need aussies and europeans to get over the fact that “cunt” has a stronger connotation in the US and canada. you know this. you’re not gagged by it. you don’t need to bring it up every time an american man gets in trouble for calling a woman one
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@calloweeen I would just freeze in a mug or small bowl, but I think a large ice cube tray would be perfect!
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@dannarebb No but I will now! Did you just use a normal ice cube tray?
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@calloweeen have you ever tried freezing kefir with treats inside? (fruits, m&ms, whatever). frozen kefir is one of my favorite desserts!
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@calloweeen Max and I were just talking about the pushback to the Royal Oak Sheetz because “it will bring in crime.” I sent this to him and was like “okay, this incident isn’t great for those visuals”
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