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Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw

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He/him 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 The most perfect pair of words is actually ''too bad.''

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Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw
I'm really going to start trying to talk to the libs in their own language, so to all you blue maga out there I offer your traditional greeting: "grift grift tankie grift trump grift coconut." I hope I didn't butcher the pronunciation too bad.
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MandyFrizzle@MandyFrizzle·
I worked at a movie theater you absolutely are not allowed to bring items in. We had radios and if our bosses saw us on camera not saying anything to an old lady with a water bottle out then they would ping the radio nonstop as a "friendly" reminder
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Got a new job at a cinema and it's changed my life, asked my boss "what if we see someone taking their own food in" and she said "Ryan, it's a myth, people can bring their own food in here" my life has been a lie

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End Wokeness
End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?
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stunning ideal wet man 🔆 (gloop era)
my cousin just named her kid the fuck ugliest name i’ve ever heard in my life idk how every time she a child she finds a new low to delve to
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