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Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw
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Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw
@calmborders
He/him 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 The most perfect pair of words is actually ''too bad.''
Katılım Ocak 2023
153 Takip Edilen105 Takipçiler

@MandyFrizzle honestly I'm going to hide them no matter what. goobers taste sweeter when smuggled.
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I worked at a movie theater you absolutely are not allowed to bring items in. We had radios and if our bosses saw us on camera not saying anything to an old lady with a water bottle out then they would ping the radio nonstop as a "friendly" reminder
6ɪx✦@ok6ixx
Got a new job at a cinema and it's changed my life, asked my boss "what if we see someone taking their own food in" and she said "Ryan, it's a myth, people can bring their own food in here" my life has been a lie
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@EndWokeness It sounds really bad when you lie about it
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@l0rdofmisrule Do you smell beans on burnt toast?
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@calmborders i think i’m having a. stroke
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@l0rdofmisrule Well i hope young Enzime Banjohands Analfisting Jr. can get past it.
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@calmborders that would be an improvement tbh
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@BenjaminPDixon @ARTHURdented Oh wow I guess Spike Lee just made all those movies for fun.
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White folk really just be telling themselves any kind of lie and believe it. lol
Mila Joy@Milajoy
When I was growing up in the 1970s and 1980s no one saw color. We were all just Americans. Why did that change?
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@Pinko69420 Imagine being so unaware of how much a part of the problem you are
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@SandyFrizzle You have a very good smile
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Yeah women with muscles are DISGUSTING AND MANLY! I’ve never seen a hot woman with muscles! I don’t care if a ton of sexy muscle mommies reply to this with pix of themselves flexing cuz I’ll never be convinced! So they better not or it’s going to make me so mad! 👀
𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒@Antunes1
Dear women, We don't want you with muscles. We want you slim, delicate and cute. Take notes.
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@Mateotime29 @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Lol you aren't worth a drop off my ball sweat, don't worry
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@calmborders @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Still nah. I don’t want you putting my photo, your nasty beard hair and ball sweat in a pot for witchcraft
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@megalodon4207 Just remember the petals are toxic, but the leaves are the antidote
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@bustelo4babies Small price to pay to be sexy Latina #3
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@kittysher88 @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Is this what passes for clever for you people? Fucking pathetic, enjoy being weird I guess.
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@whoa20d @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Lol however you need to explain the fact that I get laid and you don't to yourself.
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@calmborders @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Profile pic clearly illustrates your standards. Sloppy, lazy, gluttonous men have lower standards.
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@calmborders @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Nah bruh I don’t want you touching yourself to my photos
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@bustelo4babies I usually call my partners "baby baby" vs they think it's sweet but they don't know it's mental tic Ashley Burch put in my head in an old ass episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playing?
youtu.be/50asrCWURbo?si…

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