Candace Owens Trying to Read (Parody)

Checking in on the investigation

Anecdote pt 2. From yesterday's stream. a-little-necdote

@RealCandaceO @Nero We can make mistakes. But that one was a beauty

@Nero This “Candace Owens is an imperfect human being who doesn’t know everything” campaign is really something. 😂

This account has already run out of material and now they’ve broken character and are reduced to posting this immensely likable and incredibly relatable and irrepressibly charming clip It’s over honey. Candace wins again

Candace and her producer Savanna learn what thunder is (June 2024)

Rhetoric

Hyperbolic

Rather than Candace learning basic words, her team appears to have resorted to muting words like “architecture” to avoid mispronunciations. This video includes the original audio from last week’s Episode 305 at 48:30.

@brysongray 9m35s youtube.com/watch?v=oe9XQB…

@candaceReading1 Wait this has to be ai

Anecdote

@RyanPatino9 @NickJFuentes Video is from a year ago. ep 154

@NickJFuentes @candaceReading1 She is playing into it now because no one on God’s earth would pronounce it that way.

@RealCandaceO *isolated incident *proximate to children

Were it just one isolated incidence that landed approximate to children being trafficked, I might dismiss it as an unfortunate coincidence, but here is where we are at with Erika Kirk: 1) Turning Point USA, (at the insistence of Tyler Bowyer who introduced Erika to Charlie and knew her for years prior) opens their headquarters directly across from Arizona Mills, one of the highest places for child sex trafficking in the state. A mere weeks later, Charlie and Erika have their first date. Erika is for some reason unable to recall how she met/knew Tyler. 2) Erika Kirk ran Romanian Angels to work with Romanian orphans. She partnered with the U.S Marines and worked with Colonel Otto Busher. Colonel Otto Bush is subsequently accused of trafficking and prostituting underage Romanian orphans. 3) Erika recently launched her “Make Heaven Crowded ” tour with Pastor Greg Laurie of Harvest Christian Fellowship. She did this despite the fact that his church is currently facing 12 lawsuits from 2025, with accusations that they trafficked and abused minors from a Romanian orphanage. You can read more about that here: ministrywatch.com/more-lawsuits-… 4) Erika lived in China to work with Child sex trafficking victims. She today denies she ever lived in China despite multiple past interviews in which she confirms she lived in Chongqing. Why lie? It’s worth noting that according to our state department, that area is a hotbed for child trafficking so it might be prudent for us to understand exactly which charity she worked with victims. 5) Jillian lived in the #1 neighborhood for child sex trafficking.

@1XOYE ep 154, 9:35

@candaceReading1 Would be great if the episode and timestamp could be linked, because if this is real it just went from hilarious to truly tragic 🤣

@ShutupLyle DM retarded Candace tips here

Camrice is at it again!

@CFragilistic Since her very first videos

@candaceReading1 Super curious: has she always exhibited this tendency of mispronunciation or is this a relatively recent thing? Is this bait in the vein of “there is no bad press”?Has to be advertising because there’s just no way ..

Grandiose

@ianmiles Credit me. And DM retarded candace tips here

Candace Owens does not know how to pronounce "Bureau" Hahahahaahahahahaha

@AndrewGold_ok @RealCandaceO DM tips here

Ok, so here’s my view on this: I dislike pedantry. We all make mistakes, especially when speaking live and under pressure. However, the consistency with which @RealCandaceO treats extremely simple words as though they’re encrypted - and the confidence with which she butchers them - points to a very careless person who is bad at retaining information. And that’s a problem when you’re a conspiracy theorist. Because how can you connect the dots that no one else sees when you’re not diligent enough to connect the letters in everyday words.

Bureau

at home in the fetal ___________