Lyle Culpepper

Assemblyman Lyle Culpepper addresses the Brown Shooter situation

I got a chance to address the controversy around the First Lady’s online activity. I hope this clears things up.

I think we could all use a little shariah law right now

My statement on the Michigan car rammer. Please do not use this coincidence as an excuse to be Islamophobic.

@EliLebowicz @TheMossadIL @littleoldlady53 Thank you Zionist

@TheMossadIL @littleoldlady53 @ShutupLyle is one of the most important accounts out there

Quick note to everyone endlessly arguing with hardcore Jew haters on this platform. Here’s the lens you should be looking through. Imagine historians 50 years from now scrolling through the social media archives of this moment. They will see people cheering for missiles to fall on Jewish homes. They will see others repeating conspiracies that Jews secretly control everything while somehow also being weak and corrupt. They will see AI videos, fake casualty numbers, and propaganda pushed as “evidence”. They will see people trying to erase 3,500 years of Jewish history while shouting “FAFO” when Jews defend themselves from annihilation. They will see people claiming “genocide” while openly celebrating the murder of Jews. The evil will be impossible to miss. But they will see something else too. They will see Jews and our allies refusing to disappear, refusing to be silent, and refusing to apologize for existing. The Jewish people have been here for 3,500 years. Empires that tried to erase us are now chapters in history books. This wave of hatred will pass like the others. And when historians study this period, they won’t struggle to understand what happened. The record will be clear. They will see who chose cruelty. They will see who chose truth. And they will see the people who stood up and said: The Jewish people are not going anywhere. So remember something when you hit “post”. You’re not just arguing with trolls. You’re writing the history books. Also, make fun of the haters often. History’s villains always look ridiculous in hindsight. You’re just speeding up the process.

Anybody else also completely obsessed with the new Cardboard Ayatollah??

I had a wonderful time breaking my fast last night with Mahmoud Khalil and the Mamdani family. We ate, we laughed, and we liked lots of posts about October 7th.

@Casey I think there’s an exception if it’s Jimmy Fallon saying it

there are only two circumstances wherein a grown man should call another grown man 'buddy'; 1. if you want to fight 2. if you want to condescend, before you fight

My statement regarding the attempted bombing outside Gracie mansion

Mark my words, AI is a fad, like Tai Bo and the Atkins diet. Nobody is going to be using AI in two years.

@TheOfficerTatum I can verify this

And then they yelled: " This is MAGA Country ..."

@PanahianEN I’m literally so hard right now

O Leader! We pledge allegiance to you, but not because you're the son of our martyred Leader. Although, that is an honor itself. We pledge allegiance to you because we believe Imam Mahdi himself takes part in choosing the Wali Faqih (Guardian Jurist). Others are intermediaries.

@Khamenei_m @khamenei_ir I am rock hard right now

The representatives of the Assembly of Experts appointed and introduced Ayatollah Sayyid Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei (may God protect him) as the Third Leader of the Sacred Islamic Republic of Iran under Article 108 of the Constitution.

I was given some bad information and apparently I’m not the new Supreme Leader. Khamenei’s stupid nepo baby son actually got the job

Thank you for putting your faith in me as the new Supreme Leader of Iran. I won’t let you down

This is disgraceful, and no way to treat a veteran that supports Hamas.

It turns out Chabad is responsible for the war in Iran. Thanks for helping me crack the case @TuckerCarlson

@growe35092 Sick clitar solo!

If you don’t thank ChatGPT after it answers your question - unfollow me.

@RealCandaceO Keep speaking the truth! You have got me rock hard right now.

Tucker Carlson is an American hero. There are so few at the top. It is humbling to observe him. He is in his prime.

@EliLebowicz Don’t you think these people have been through enough?

If anyone in Israel needs some comedy right now while they’re in and out of bomb shelters, feel free to send me a DM and I can send you the audio from a recent set of mine. #AmYisraelChai