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"Everyone is 12" and it's a problem, but imagine if everyone was 5? Utopia.

What's like a good camera for someone just getting into cameras

@hasanthehun Socialism is when no planes? I mean kinda yeah hopefully

as you can see from these insanely creepy photos we are truly living the high life!

The ruler is beefing with the pope, his legions have fought to a stalemate with Persia, now typhus is breaking out in a major city, oh yeah it’s late antiquity out there

Lindsey Graham hearing the news about the ceasefire

@FalconryFinance He was way too respectful

@denzelcurry @theneedledrop GET HIS ASS

You have 24 hours to change the S4TS score

@ConnorEatsPants :(

my mom said i had to delete my vague posts regarding the president

The problem with "don't criticize my holy system of capitalism!!" folks, "how do we as a civilization determine wages?" Is a GREAT question. Not only Marx, but EVERY industrial economist tried to come up with a solution to this. These people are always anti union. Curious.

@LuiYaakov @beccajiggens @_ZachFoster I imagine that given your family history you are against the violence perpetuated by settlers in the West Bank today then?

@beccajiggens @_ZachFoster All of it happened under the time of Ottoman control, with Ottoman law preventing Jews defending themselves, not able to give evidence against Muslims, build higher than Muslims, own horses and had to pay crushing taxes. Any more questions?

In late Ottoman Palestine, Jews & Muslims used to exchange gifts on the last day of Passover this week. Palestinian Muslims gifted their Jewish friends a round copper bowl, laden w/fresh bread, goats’ butter & honey. Jews gifted back the same copper bowl w/matzot & home-made jam. Thanks to Zionism, a majority of Jews in Israel (68%) refuse to live in the same building as a Muslim Palestinian (2006 poll. Today the % is likely much higher) let alone exchange gifts with them. haaretz.com/2006-03-22/ty-… This was a time before Zionism contaminated relations between Palestine's religious communities. storedev.palestine-studies.org/sites/default/…

@DARUSSIANBADGER Jack.

if i put a gun to ur head and told u to name a cracker and saltines wheat thins animals and ritz were off limits you know im blasting your shit smoove off

@saintjavelin That's grim. I hope whatever coalition I see represented behind this "John Hungarian" fella is ready for the fight. For the good of Europe and for democracies everywhere.

Bloomberg just dropped the Orbán tapes and it reads like a bad fanfic. Hungary’s prime minister spent a phone call with Putin calling him a “lion,” casting himself as the helpful little “mouse,” offering Budapest as a venue to end the war on Russia’s terms, and closing with “I am at your service.”

@RealMetroLounge @PotatoMcWhiskey Haha yeah ikr lol so who's your favorite economist then though?

@PotatoMcWhiskey There is no such thing as "bourgeois". Made up fantasy Marxist cultist term

Because bourgeois greed is a description of the system, not a single persons actions usually.

@bugeater1890 @osbornforne This the New World fool, jus soli. Don't like it? Follow your bloodline back across the pond and stay there.

@osbornforne K ban birthright citizenship.

Both parties talk about draining the swamp. Here's what it actually looks like. Ban stock trading. Overturn Citizens United. Close the revolving door. Term limits. Release the Epstein files. No corporate PAC money. Ever. This is my Drain the Swamp plan. Read it: osbornforsenate.com/fairnessplan

@suli_elf @osbornforne Voltaire, Thomas Paine, etc. are you homeschooled or something?

@osbornforne Term limits, why limit them if they are doing good and are respectful and honest? Same with age, not everyone loses their faculties, why the age discrimination?

@osbornforne Dan's the man explicitly because his reply guys are the most low IQ boomers found on this app. Every tweet is brigaded by an army of golf cart DUI-ers with the softest hands known to man.

Today I'm unveiling Osborn’s Nebraska Fairness Plan. Six priorities I would carry to Washington on behalf of every Nebraskan who values hard work. Working people deserve a seat at the table in the U.S. Senate. This plan is for the Nebraskans who punch a clock, pay their bills, and wonder why nobody in Washington is fighting for them. This plan is my roadmap for how we change that. 🔗 osbornforsenate.com/fairnessplan

it’s one big Peter Thiel’s hot tub at 3 AM and you ain’t in it

@YngviCom Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Germanics be allowed to be united

1. The United World Government 2. Prussia 3. Bavaria 4. Saxony 5. Hanover 6. Württemberg 7. Baden 8. Luxembourg 9. Austria

@PotatoMcWhiskey Potato goes so incredibly hard online vs the chill ass let's plays he makes for a living

It is a rebellion against the strict rules of art you god damn moron The entire history of human civilization is struggle to break free from the arbitrary chains imposed upon us You look at this and think gross because you are the worst kind of slave You love the chains that bind

@spikesguides @MorePerfectUS Could just raise the taxes on Q1 and Q2 back to where they were when we were a superpower

@MorePerfectUS What if we kept the cuts but didn't increase the def budget and paid down our debt?

Trump has proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget — a 40% increase, the largest since WWII. In exchange for more war he wants to: -Cut the EPA budget by half -Cut $10.7 billion for housing -Cut $8.5 billion for K-12 programs -Cancel $15 billion for clean energy -Cut $2.5 billion for clean drinking water -Eliminate $1.6 billion for youth job training -Cut $3.5 billion from the Labor Department -Eliminate $395 million for senior employment -Eliminate $775 million in food assistance grants -Eliminate the National Endowment for Democracy -Cut $5 billion from the National Institutes of Health -Eliminate the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP) In all, cuts to domestic programs would account for a 10% reduction in discretionary spending.

"LIBERALS!" "REPUBLICANS!" "Um, Mr. Bismarck, that's not how that works" "CATHOLICS!"