Born To Delete

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Born To Delete

@cepullin

Find the funny-Packers Stockholder-Fantasy Football Junkie-11C2P-Lani’s doggie daddy

Churchville, VA 가입일 Haziran 2012

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Born To Delete@cepullin·27m

@StationCommandr Same.

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StationCommander@StationCommandr·1h

Well, crap. A little bit of my childhood also died.

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

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Born To Delete@cepullin·28m

@Barkley_Tap Well managed, well coached. It helps if you have generational talent.

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Barkley@Barkley_Tap·3h

Be honest… Patrick Mahomes is the only reason the Kansas City Chiefs look elite. Without him, they’re average. True or False

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Born To Delete@cepullin·31m

@flaquaticfan You sir have brought shame on the human race.

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Drink More Water | Read More Books🐬@flaquaticfan·1h

This is a good thing. Beer is absolutely disgusting.

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

US beer shipments expected to reach a 37-year low, per Bank of America.

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Born To Delete@cepullin·1h

@SteelersGuy91 I'm being an ass. It didn't specify air travel

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Chilly McFreeze@SteelersGuy91·1h

@cepullin Not necessarily you aren’t flying everywhere lol

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Chilly McFreeze@SteelersGuy91·1h

Free gas for 20 years

CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽@conquertheno

Which luxury are you choosing?

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Born To Delete@cepullin·2h

@mister_hooper @giverballz @brollbenny My wife’s father was cleaning a rifle in the living room when I was first invited to dinner. I sat down and helped him clean it without saying a word. I wasn’t going to be intimidated by his bullshit. Turned out he liked me

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Hi there.@mister_hooper·6h

@giverballz @brollbenny Don't forget the excessively hard handshake and pull him towards you or clean a gun at the kitchen table, and some other lame as stupid shit that no actual parent will ever do.

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B.Roll.Benny@brollbenny·17h

My 14 y/o daughter has a boy over. This is a first. My wife left me here to chaperone I hate it here.

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Born To Delete@cepullin·15h

@MrsMassacre @carpet357

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MRS. MASSACRE@MrsMassacre·23h

@carpet357 Virginia and Texas will never be half as cool as Montana and Wyoming. We are the Last Best Place.

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MRS. MASSACRE@MrsMassacre·1d

Montana and Wyoming are sister states and you're not welcome in either one of them. Why? Because if you weren't raised here, you will never fit into our world. Here's the annual machine gun and cannon shoot. You're not ready for our culture.