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same jester, new court

universal basic white girl ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ Aralฤฑk 2020
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I have been left destitute after sexting over a telegraph with my long distance chimney sweep boyfriend because I keep asking for consent again whenever he says STOP at the end of a sentence.
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Emily Stewart
Emily Stewart@EmilyStewartMยท
weird day where it's like well i do have a workout class this evening but do i go to it in case we do nuclear war at 8
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Didn't go to the store last week and did not defrost my stew so today we have shredded carrot and vanilla yogurt in a fiber tortilla
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samantha
samantha@mobilesuitsamยท
if you miss a workout or gym day you immediately get fat and ugly and then they kill you and your entire family and everyone you love
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blue collar is when the customers want to hit you and white collar is when your coworkers want to hit you.
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Ugly as hell, stinking, mouth agape and drooling with my knuckles dragging on the ground. Back in the grocery store.
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eel enthusiast ๐Ÿฆ@cheascakeยท
chocolate chips are like zyns for little treat girlies
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it must feel so good to be playdough in a hydraulic press
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living in new jersey is a lot like being cinderella because every time i want to go home from a night out i have to go before the PATH turns into a pumpkin and the operators turn back into rats
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ylareia
ylareia@Impish_Bunnyยท
just got told to put on shoes at work, which feels like a hate crime
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Robert Schultz
Robert Schultz@_RobertSchultzยท
the worst part of living with my wife is that iโ€™m also living with all her intrusive thoughts like last night as we were falling asleep i said โ€œi hope that you sleep wellโ€ and then through the darkness she replied โ€œi hope that whenever i die you die at the exact same timeโ€
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Scott Hansen
Scott Hansen@Lithrosยท
my wife thinks I'm a genius but she also disagrees with me sometimes, implying she sees herself as some kind of super-genius. yet she denies this
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Dorp
Dorp@d0rpboyยท
Washing the dishes is a fundamentally female chore because they can actually get their hands inside the cups. I am also told they like the hot water
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ned!
ned!@nedsoreยท
My inability to differentiate parsley from cilantro is going to be a huge problem someday. Not for me but for somebody
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