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same jester, new court

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eel enthusiast 🦐@cheascake·
I have been left destitute after sexting over a telegraph with my long distance chimney sweep boyfriend because I keep asking for consent again whenever he says STOP at the end of a sentence.
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Dorp@d0rpboy·
I got that dog in me, but it's a working dog. Like a border collie. If I go too long without a project I just start eating the couch
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Dorp@d0rpboy·
The CIA has begun to experiment with a new advanced interrogation technique known as the Kroger self-checkout
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eel enthusiast 🦐@cheascake·
What if we kissed at the baby yoda burger king
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eel enthusiast 🦐@cheascake·
boss asking for daily check ins, I'm gonna start filling out one of these and putting it in slack
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Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
What is peter teal email??
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Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
There no peptide for disaplin BTW
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TSA@TSA·
Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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Fly@flybottlemist·
I'm locked so I can tell folks now I got a mostly full ride to seminary but if you want to donate money for me to buy my books uhhh please do or retweet
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carter hambley@carterhambley·
putting my prized apple pie on this windowsill… here, on the top floor of the world trade center
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Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS·
Religious leaders told 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations
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Meg@megannn_lynne·
tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)
anita@sapphicmacbeth

he’s defrosting

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ylareia
ylareia@Impish_Bunny·
starvation fun fact! i am now covered in fur (much like a little mouse) and also infertile (not like a little mouse)
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eel enthusiast 🦐@cheascake·
Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader
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cold 🥑@coldhealing·
Huge green flag for me is if she was radicalized on YouTube in 2016 into eating a banana-based diet
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