Nobody, don't worry about it.

@darrenstanton @mrmarkdolan I remember reading somewhere that conservative political views are correlated with stronger fear of disease. I never would have imagined that that fear would be expressed by people pretending disease doesn't exist and getting mad when anyone does anything that reminds you.

How does best selling author @JasonKPargin have so few viewers on YouTube? Like, as an answer to "how does the left talk to young men?" this video is the answer. What the right sells as manliness is just being a teenage boy forever. youtu.be/MJU8xGudhnI?si…

@EndWokeness Yes

He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?

I still like going to cracked.com and reading the titles of the articles. I miss when it was possible to open them up and read what they said inside. Cost of using your phone to browse the Internet, I guess.

Hey, @googlemaps , did you know @cta is lying to you? I just spent nearly an hour waiting for a series of route 70 busses that never actually existed, right in front of a store I could have bought a drink at if your app hadnt constantly led me to believe I didn't have time.

@ChicagoDOT city workers uninstalled the bike rack in front of the bodega on Augusta and Rockwell, which seems like it runs counter to the purpose of spending all that money turning Augusta into a major bike route.

@royalroadl You're back up! 🎉

We apologise for the current downtime; what was supposed to be a routine no-downtime maintenance went sideways when our data storage servers ended up mis-configured during the update. We are still investigating the cause, but there is no data loss of any kind.

I feel like the latest #xkcd could be its own subreddit. xkcd.com/2879/

What stage of corporate media is this?

@joshfontanilla @mischiefanimals If you ever get an antibiotic resistant infection you should insist on only taking antibiotics that work on the unevolved form of that infection. Prove your faith with your life on the line.

@mischiefanimals Or, evolution is a myth and you just helped disprove it.

APEX PREDATOR ONE BILLION YEARS NO EVOLUTION ALREADY PERFECT

@pigeonkgb @Anghellik9 @lions_by I think they're referring to the fact that horses aren't native to the Americas.

Real heads know

@OlgaBazova Halfway down your list of reasons why you believe that the war is the US's fault for having an extensive intelligence network inside Ukraine is a throwaway line about how it's good and normal that Russia has an extensive intelligence network inside Ukraine.

6. Russia has an extensive intelligence network in ukraine and Eastern European countries involved in supporting ukraine 7. Unspecified amounts of Western support money had perished in corruption and weapon smuggling schemes 8. Poland is the central staging area for everything

"The CIA was central to the war even before it started." Newsweek has published an article describing the CIA role in the ukrainian conflict and, boy, is it set to embarrass the "unprovoked illegal invasion" clubs of pro-🇺🇦 commentators from around the world. 🧵

Manu Cornet, (Ex-Twitter employee) Twittoons #Twitter #ElonMusk

Me, learning how to tiktok now that Twitter is done

Oh my god lmao

*Sigh* Bapanada

@otherhappyplace I knew Batman had trained to be a ninja, but I didn't realize he was also a yogi.

The colors on this page are pretty Batman is all hopped up on cult drugs and scares a couple on a date to eat their picnic eggs

Some of the art and color theory stuff in the 1970s comics is sooooo crisp and beautiful your eye just glides over it. The draftamanship!

@aimeeterese Lol. The peril of caring too much about being original is that you won't be original, which is something you should care about.

@MotherJones @shaunking What's the point of sharing articles on Twitter if people aren't going to click the link to actually read the things?

After Biden averted a strike, it looked like a loss on sick days. But unions have made big gains in recent months with help from Sen. Bernie Sanders. motherjones.com/politics/2023/…