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@history99917180 If I was a betting man, I would put odds-on for the top two

*Breaking News* The boss is taking me for lunch.

@AlastairBruce_ Thank you for your message. We had a great visit to the castle, we made sure to visit where you suggested and got a brilliant viewpoint for the 1 O’Clock Gun.

@coatsy202 Scotland’s ‘Honours Three’, the Castle’s key and ‘Mons Meg’. Not sure there is a timepiece of great fame but the One O’Clock Gun is pretty accurate. Have fun and pass my best wishes to your lad.

@AlastairBruce_ Good Evenign Sir, I’m taking my 12yr old son to Edinburgh Castle for the very first time on Saturday and then we are watching the rugby at Murrayfield. Apart from the “unusual and very historic time piece” what is a must see at the castle?

@history99917180 I see that and raise you “you do need another horse”

Morning all. Gareth’s husband tips #27. The 5 most important words for a successful marriage. ‘Yes dear, you are right’.

@dpduk_ i appreciate your driver making a delivery to my house. However one thing we don’t appreciate is the driver opening the front door and placing the parcel in our hall way.

@AlastairBruce_ Thank you so much. I referred to the one o’clock gun as the time peice. We are really looking forward to the visit.

@CopMoustache Congratulations and what a wonderful role model for the little one!

So, this evening I became a grandfather for the first time Mum and baby are doing well At the request of my daughter I won’t be posting any photos/ details which I fully respect Happy MC 😊😊

Tickets received for the @Scotlandteam v France on Saturday. Son’s Grass roots jersey from @BlackburnRugby packed for “show your colours” along with the Sale Sharks Hat to support the squad members from @SaleSharksWomen. Go Well Scotland. #northernrugbymatters

@history99917180 That’s a slippery slope…more hats, then more boots, then new jackets to match new boots as well’

Mrs W used my computer last night. Look what I found when I opened it up. Sam already has two hats!

Bank Holiday weekend RT comp! 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 BLITZ: When World War Two Came Home is out on 21 May - rt for chance to win a signed copy. @Ralph_Retriever & Mr Badger encourage you to have a go!

@history99917180 Could be worse…if she had a pair of black boots, it could be a reason to buy another horse!

Morning all. Mrs W has the day off. Guess who she’s spending it with? Yesterday it was puppies, today a horse. Feeling a bit left out. Mrs W wanted to show me her new boots! I’ve bought cars for less than the cost of those boots….! I’m not sad, I’m not.

@history99917180 Sorry to read the news. Horses love having friends, I think Dave should have a mate to spend his days with along with hacks out, which means you will be busier on stable god duties and means you get to go more horse supplies stores and even go to look at other horses

Morning all. Thank you for all the kind & supportive messages about mum. Genuinely blown away by how lovely you all are. I mean that. Secondly, Mrs W reckons the best remedy is to keep busy. So, I’m sorting out Big Dave..! Please can we revert to normal Pi$$ taking now.

@WoodlandNomad Outstanding appointment!

@coatsy202 Previously done due to services to cherry blossom planting 😊

Fantastic as always from Ambassador Suzuki. The PM should take lessons from this wonderful gentleman.

@AmbJapanUK Mr Ambassador, thank you for a most wonderful and uplifting message!

Happy St George's Day!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹

@gmpolice @LancsPolice @LancsPolMounted thank you to you all for looking after all of the home and away fans at the Burnley v Man City match last night

@NatashaMDay The navy navigate by stars, the army sleep under them and the raf choose the hotel by the stars!

Feel like I’m in the RAF… they’ve stuck me in a hotel with a spa!

@history99917180 At least at 6:20am, there are no horsie matchy-matchy stores open!

Sunday motivational tweet. For Fucks Sake. Go on, I know it’s coming. I know you’ll offer me feedback.

@history99917180 Is it because tomorrow is Monday?

It’s 7:45am on a Sunday. I’m going to clean up after a horse. I spent most of yesterday in a horse clothes shop and left it after being robbed of my pension. I have no idea why I’m smiling.