TheMoustacheCop

Deadpool is right, “Never underestimate a man with a moustache” 👍👍😊😊 @VancityReynolds

@Brick_Cop @ukhomeoffice 92, North Pole 🤣🤣

Brick Cop, what were you like in the 90s? #ThinBlueLine 🚨

@rawlimark You deserve all the flattery 🫡

@Aviewfromt99581 Be lucky if you get a face to face now, sometimes even done online

@CopMoustache Do they not do the interview in your home anymore? I remember having one of those many years ago.

A 🧵 if I may about vetting Sadly I saw an ex Police officer found guilty of horrendous crimes yesterday, I say sadly, he has soiled the uniform I hold dear but within minutes the usual cry’s of “vetting failure” Let me take you by the hand, we shall walk the path of vetting

@DreyfusJames @MichelleDewbs On behalf of walnuts around the world I am formally lodging a complaint at The Hague with regards this besmirching of the good name of walnuts 🤣🤣

I wonder what Stadlen thinks about, first thing, as he stands in front of a full length mirror in his Hong Kong Phooey underpants? Do you think it ever crosses his mind that he could be replaced with a walnut & no one would notice? 👏🏻 @MichelleDewbs

@DiviziaKozak Can’t deny that and it was a massive failing

@CopMoustache 3 separate Forces failed to properly investigate him for indecent exposure. Indeed he should never have been recruited as he was in debt which is a huge red flag.Catatrophic failure.The damage this has done to Policing is huge.The following handling of the Vigil was appalling.

@Sickboy_Mcsatan I had something similar asked me about a close family member and why I hadn’t declared they had a minor conviction Me - “well, according to that paperwork I was 18 months old when it happened and no one’s ever mentioned it since” Them “fair point” 🤣🤣

@CopMoustache At my DV interview they knew that my Grandad had been a member of the communist party in the 20s & ran a soup kitchen during the general strike! 😊

@DiviziaKozak I agree and that’s why I said report if you are suspicious That said the waters were muddied somewhat by the press allegedly making some nicknames up as proven by two separate enquiries

@CopMoustache Wayne Couzen had various Red Flags during his service which were never investigated,but were there to be seen...the rest is history...has anyone learned from history...I doubt it!

@Hill_Darran Might have been autocorrect !!! Bugger 🤣

@CopMoustache ‘Developed’

I have helped put corrupt cops in prison where they belong, I’d guess around 90% of the investigations were started after colleagues reported suspicions Drug dealing and theft is easy (ish) to spot what’s inside a brain isn’t that easy If you’ve got suspicions report it 🫡🫡

I arrested a chap some years ago a respected business manager, married, kids, nice house, did lots for charity and respected in the local community, also vetted But he was also a serial rapist and no one had a clue, convicted and off to prison with him

@BurgessSculptor @claireroberts01 Near Barnsley, South Yorkshire 👍

@claireroberts01 @CopMoustache Nope Whereabouts in Uk?

I often walk past a lovely little cottage with an equally nice garden, this is a tree in the centre of it Felled to look like a stag with antlers and an owl carved into the trunk #TreeClub

@remmy_308 And therein lies the rub, you can’t drink rum whilst holding your breath 🤣🤣

@CopMoustache Surely you just need to take a deep breath? You know if you were ever sober training may have been easier.

@CopMoustache can you explain why is sinky boat training so long? It looks fairly easy, just saying 😉😂

@thebrunette24 It’s for people who work in a kids fun factory, simply shuffle round in it and collect all the little plastic balls that have come out of the ball pit 🤣🤣