the prodigal spade

hi hi welcome ! i’m spade and i’m bad at intros, but i hope we can be friends ! i draw and write for a lads au i made called the chip!au, short for “the-chip-that-makes-him-worse” (working title). it’s pretty much all i do. here’s a thread with all my art + writings + strawpage

Do you guys have any idea how much of a HUGE deal it is the fact that it's currently 10:00 PM in Beijing and @Love_Deepspace has officially spent another day without posting, despite the GOA rerun? This is OUR achievement. Celebrate it, and keep unfollowing them. #BringValkoBack

@mintiebaby fuuuuck i haven’t had nuggets in 204 years

@_carmenrose_ how can a gimmick confirm *anything* ??? you can’t send pictures through gimmicks so there is no evidence at all, it’s just “trust me bro”

If the Chinese don’t want Valko, then I’ll just take him for myself and get him Texas citizenship - from today on, he’s Mateo Jones and he’s not a werewolf, he’s a werecoyote #bringbackvalko #BringValkoBack

@fadingirises WAAA THATS SO CUTE ni howdy to you too !!

@colonelstarling NI HOWDY 😎😎

i somehow managed to summon all the texan lads players howdy yall welcome to my little corner of the protest hope yall are doing peachy

@celestialpossum i love caleb but he is NOT without flaws, no one li is immune to criticism that’s just how it be. i’m sure even valko has issues. not that we’d know seeing as we didn’t get a chance to know him smh my head

“No main would dog on their prev fave” I dog on my active faves, Valko only gets a pass out of respect for the dead. The meaner I am about a character the more I love them. The amount of war crimes I subject them to is directly proportional to my affection

Я зробив цей едіт буквально за пару днів до початку цієї нісенітниці, тому запощу ще тут. //I’ve tried my best to translate it as close to original lyrics as possible!! Верніть нам нашого вовкулаку! 🐺💛 #Valko #JusticeForValko #BringValkoBack #BringBackValko #LADSValkoReturn

🍎 #LoveandDeepspace #Caleb

This was on xhs ‼️ They say logging in WILL hurt our efforts

@Katkat_kitten ahh shit here we go again

@colonelstarling You're such a cutie patootie I could bite your cheeks

um ! i’m getting new followers which is nice ! however ! please be aware that i am a proshipper, thus i do post about taboo fiction. if you need to unfollow me then that’s ok ! i’m happy with what time we had ! you should look after your own comfort first and foremost !

@daxthemoon straight chefed with this one

@colonelstarling @loveinbeespace AAAA YES, I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM BEING A NIN FAN, YOU FUCKIN' COOKED

wake the fuck up hunter, we’ve got a wolf to save. #savevalko #bringbackvalko #bringvalkoback

@paperapplepup i’ve never cared about the numbers, i’d much rather have 2 followers who are comfortable in my space than 1000 who don’t know what they’re getting into

@colonelstarling spade ilysm cutie ur so kind

@yiiizhouisms02 love ya too !

@colonelstarling I love u spade

we can part ways here with no issues, i 100% understand and would never blame you for setting boundaries. for those who stay ! i hope we get to be good friends !

@nico_skys tell him we miss him

Guys!! Valko just followed me on Twitter. Com!!!!! I’ll ask him what infold is doing to him, I pray they haven’t squished his paws without me!!!! IM COMMIN HONEY! (Please this is a joke please no one kill me) #BRINGBACKVALKO

@griffith__white is wolf milk nutritional ?

@stormyyybee howdy howdy ! i’m actually a brother but a howdy to you regardless !

@colonelstarling Hello Texan sister! 👋

@mintiebaby i am certainly feeling the weather that we are experiencing !

This is the SECOND person I've seen have this happen today. What, did they just decide today was the day to butter up the Global gals, orrrr? I mean OBVIOUSLY it could be a coincidence, but damn. 😂 DON'T FALL FOR IT, KEEP SHOUTING. #bringbackvalko #bringbackvalkolads #justiceforvalko