Bee!

I'm gonna try to pick up writing seriously again, so here is my ao3! archiveofourown.org/users/arkhamsh… Any ideas I post - please give me a chance to write them before asking others or taking them on yourself! Any requests? Doesn't hurt to ask me! I also take comms over on kofi!

The most canon interaction possible between those two

Oh shit? A polycule?

Ok making a colonelspade & Rafea tomodachi thread so y'all can ignore if you want

HE CONFESSED TO CALEB AND GOT REJECTED

Immediately. He has not been on the island even 30 minutes.

@chewymcheeks CORRECT

EVERYONE GET ABYSSWALKER PILLED RN HE NEEDS LOVE

Being the milf whose lawn it is? Extra peak. It's so sweet of him to take care of your lawn, since you don't have a partner to do it for you, and you're far too pretty to be putting in that kind of work

watching Caleb mow the lawn shirtless in 3 inch inseam shorts, watching the sweat drip down his toned stomach into the hair above his waistband,, peak

when the fic has someone ejaculating prematurely from humping and grinding

This little overlap should not be so small idk why it feels like we're a dying species

@chewymcheeks mmmmmmmm I'll never turn down a meal from you no matter what it is

Y'all I have been having an itch for drawing fem GoT and mc art like it's so peak in my head I need to do it right NEOWWW. I hope it's okay to delay the yandere raf art a bit for now 😭

this is still true because I don't want to ask him to change it. Like. I feel bad asking him to change it now. Obviously he likes his snowman.

@paperlotus613 literally why do the most random posts pop off and then posts with genuine effort and thought don't (╥﹏╥)

Based on the official canned corn headcannon scale, p1 or my ❄️🍎 fic is doing worse than canned corn hc. No but I wonder why it barely got visibility compared to everything else I post. Or do people just not enjoy it as much? 👉🏼👈🏼 (y’all just want smut, i know ya 🫵🏼)

@oneiric613 @xiascarlettleb I knew I made the right choice with DAA, I knew other people would know ball

the founding father of sisconism is losing… caleb “heh… yeah, i must be quite the monster” xia? caleb “i won’t get a girlfriend” (and proceeding to deliver what’s essentially a love confession at his graduation in front of his entire faculty — mind you, he’s also been fake dating his baby sister throughout middle and high school, and college. he quite literally has his hair tie around his wrist to signify she’s taken and talks about her on the DAA forums) xia? caleb “please don’t grope me because it will put me into an ethical spiral for days” xia? caleb “what if i told you i was always like this” xia (who really wants to keep mc in a world where it’s just her and him, by the way)? caleb “my sister really is tiny! even when she’s standing, she looks just like a cupcake” xia? caleb “if you call gideon your gege, i will harm myself” xia? caleb “i got clocked for my damp male ghost/sisconism by viper in the main story twice” xia? caleb “if my sister spams ‘哥 🥺’ over text, i crumple like tissue paper in water” xia? caleb “i get my hands dirty in private and have turned myself into a patsy for ever to keep my sister safe” xia? this DAA!caleb business gets serious for me, don’t even chat right now

@chewymcheeks If I could afford it I absolutely would but I have literally no money,, would it be free access or only paid (╥﹏╥)

I'm actually curious to know if my audience is genuinely interested in patreon for yandere raf content. This would mostly include anything that is beyond what ppl feel comfortable with currently. Heavy non-con, abusive & all that stuff. I'm afraid ppl might not like it tbh :')

@adler_1331 listen idk why but seeing this I got the urge to like roll Caleb over with my foot

@celh0_0 Oh my god... Putting makeup on the colonel while he resists and when hes finally free getting fucked stupid and covered with lipstick from his bitemarks hehe

this yalls colonel?

@paperlotus613 Jade idk how I had never seen your posts before the other day but they're bangers and I love them

“THERE’S A WATER DROUGHT IN CALIFORNIA.” “CALEB, you’re NOT collecting & reusing my bath water!” “I’m telling you!! We have to reserve the water!! I’ve to use it for my bath!!” “Where did you learn that??” “On my phone!” “Show me!” “What phone” *throws phone*