Cory Burns Barger

@heavensbvnny @MissyBBBobtail I just moved, and as I was mopping the floor with my cat in her carrier, I thought “this is the moment some people just leave their pets” and I started bawling

There’s a special place in hell for people who abandon their cats when they move.

@JDVance Your administration is spending a billion of our hard-earned tax dollars every day to bomb Iran

For far too long, illegal alien fraudsters and criminals have been allowed to scam Americans out of their hard-earned tax dollars. That stops now. Colin McDonald will be a key asset to the DOJ and the President's War on Fraud. nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…

@MattWalshBlog The ultimate IQ test is whether someone feels comfortable saying r*tarded in 2026, you’ve regressed to being an 8 year old jackhole

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

@feederofcats @ChaiGerdes I love you Dweeb!!

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

@nickimoraa Legendary uno-reverse

I went on a date once with this guy who asked me to split the bill when it came. I paid the whole bill and told him to have a good evening. He blew my phone up about how it was “just a test”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sir, I have my degree. I’m done with tests. Also, My daddy’s a trained chef if I want to use a man for food. I have food AT MY HOUSE and positive balances on all my cards

@TonyMichaelX Ooh!!! You got us!!! You’re so clever!!!!1 Never mind that tHoSe peOpLe studied for years to be able to do that

Those people didn’t have art degrees.

@jzux My cat pets me with her tail it’s the sweetest thing in the world

if cats and dogs love being pet why do they never try to pet us

@JustJenRX As a taxpayer I think it’s a huge waste of money

As a taxpaying American citizen, I really don’t care if ICE agents are at my polling locations. Anyone else care?

@tapchinn If it was no big deal they would also do it to men when they pass them, and guess what they do not!!!

I made a video last week talking about how gross it is for you to touch a woman ydek on her waist to get past, and many deemed it an exaggeration & said it’s not that deep (men ofc) I went out yesterday, if you see how this absolute stranger caressed my back down to my waist -

@hell_line0 I call this patriarchy chicken

Makes sense. (We call it micro feminism and it’s really amazing)

@SenAdamSchiff It only that but we are dropping it on hospitals in Iran

The cost of building a new hospital is about $100 million. We're dropping the equivalent of 10 hospitals a day on Iran. Trump decided this war was a better use of taxpayer money than giving Americans health care. It’s not.

@upzonenj Then how would Raytheon and northrop grumman make zillions of dollars without selling weapons to go to war for oil

I've been flabbergasted for the past 20 years why there hasn't been universal consensus we need to get off petroleum as fast as possible. What other conclusion was possible after the 2000s? Conservative Rs should be arguing this loudest of all.

@WestsideLAGuy This is why I never text with people from the apps

I matched with an MBA boss girl type on Hinge & texted offline. Things went downhill real quick due to her insecurity.

@jannnelss It’s kind of true because I met my best friends by then

30+ club, let's all laugh together!

@Budgetdog_ Ok now do median rents because barely anyone I know makes over $100k and we are all paying over $2k to rent

If you want to win with money... Here's the MAX amount you should pay for rent / mortgage: $40K salary? $583 $50K salary? $729 $60K salary? $875 $70K salary? $1,021 $80K salary? $1,167 $90K salary? $1,313 $100K salary? $1,458 $110K salary? $1,604 $120K salary? $1,750 $150K salary? $2,188 $200K salary? $2,917 $250K salary? $3,646 $300K salary? $4,375 $400K salary? $5,833

@corneliaxtwo @jpd10028 @SHARKLATTO @camliekr I guess you could but I can’t imagine they would do it, a nasal tube would come down your throat behind your tonsils

@corybee @jpd10028 @SHARKLATTO @camliekr Danggg this is wild... And it's not even like you can get a feeding tube (nasal) either because it goes right down the throat so it's IV fluids or nothing, which is effectively nothing because the medical industry won't be providing that. :/

im more curious as to why so many people regret knee replacement

@jpd10028 @SHARKLATTO @camliekr But yeah I would get strep every 6 weeks or so so I guess no regrets 😅

@jpd10028 @SHARKLATTO @camliekr I had mine out at 17 and it was EXCRUCIATING for weeks. Swallowing my own saliva was so painful I cried and tried as hard as I could to avoid it. I lost 20lbs because I couldn’t eat. Ice cream hurt. Water hurt. I had cancer when I was little and tonsils were worse imo

@ClayHorshimer13 @senb0n22a @larryislegend And I think that it’s unreasonable to keep allowing them to have more information. Licensing differs internationally, yes. So they know what country I’m browsing from. Why are we now allowing them to know what WiFi network I’m on? We are giving up too many consumer protections.

@ClayHorshimer13 @senb0n22a @larryislegend That’s an absurd expectation, do you hear yourself? Why should a company be allowed to know where I am?

Wait so Netflix is blocking your account if you not using it under your WiFi??? That is stupid and we pay entirely too much for this.