Dave Thompson

Oh my word. Here it is. The full minute and a bit that led to me and a load of pissed mates trying to copy Gazza’s goal on Blackpool beach with a 20p fly away ball. We never managed to.

When you accidentally made eye contact with the teacher and they start explaining everything just for you

This is a completely different and a brave approach to a song but the more you watch the better it gets.

The International Energy Agency appears to be playing a similar role to that of the World Health Organisation during covid.

I can’t make @LutonTown (a) tomorrow due to work but if I don’t hear about the whole ground at some point singing “Que sera sera” I’ll be fuming.

When it’s just not your day…….

"It does my head in!" 😤 Safe to say Wayne’s got plenty to get off his chest tomorrow… 🫣

I swear you can hear @rickygervais laughing at the end of this clip 😂

Ed Miliband has suggested that pubs should serve warmer beer to cut high energy costs. We’re governed by morons. A competent Energy Secretary who isn’t a Net Zero fanatic would drill in the North Sea. Instead we have this psychopath.

🚨BREAKING: ED MILIBAND SAYS PUBS SHOULD SERVE WARM BEER TO CUT ENERGY COSTS No. How about you F**K OFF! Your mad NetZero nonsense has crippled this country

I was doing a crossword in the pub & said to my Scottish mate, "I'm stuck on this one: Trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M." He said, "It’s Marooned." I said, "Oh ok, I'll have a gin & tonic then please!"

And I thought it was just me!!!!

If you ever need a better advert for non league football, here it is. Top flight football is no longer a level playing field. The premier league is corrupt.

@AdamBondd @rontheoneonly @CountyPodcast I think the balance of youth and experience is what’s been missing this season. Can’t always be Norwood that offers the experience. Squad needs more for me. That said, we will still make the play offs in my eyes. Keep the faith.

@countythomo @rontheoneonly @CountyPodcast I wouldn’t say stiffed. Club is trying to become self sufficient, recruit younger lads to develop then later sell on. Lads like Pye/Hills/Bates (albeit been poor as of late) but some haven’t worked. Part and parcel. No denying it’s been a tough watch mind.

County currently sit outside the POs after today’s results. Not getting promoted isn’t failure, but can’t help thinking we’ve gone backwards this season. Thoughts, County fans?

Gibbering idiot.

Me when I realize 550 ÷ 2 isn’t 225

🚨RICKY GERVAIS LAUNCHES BLISTERING ATTACK ON KEIR STARMER & THE ENTIRE CORRUPT POLITICAL ELITE 🔥🤬 Ricky Gervais Tears Into Every Lying, Greedy Politician As Shitty Corrupt Tw*ts In Savage Tirade 👊💥 Ricky Gervais has unleashed a ferocious, profanity-laced blistering attack that spares absolutely no one in Westminster—Keir Starmer, Labour, the Tories, the lot of them get shredded with zero mercy. The comedian's resurfaced rant is unrelenting fury as he eviscerates the lot: “They’re all f*cking, lying, sh!tty little, f*cking corrupt tw*ts!” Any naive hope of decent people in power? Obliterated. Gervais delivers the cold truth: “I think I thought there was good guys and bad guys, but now I just think they’re all little f*cking sh*ts.” He then goes straight for the jugular on the entitled, silver-spoon brigade still lording it over everyone: “Greedy little f*cking posh tw*ts.” Gervais isn't offering polite critique; he's voicing the raw frustration boiling over across the country after endless broken promises and sleaze. Well said @rickygervais 👏👏

@JimmyStevens88 @bradywyatt29 Agreed on the belly bits but I still think we’ll make top6.

@countythomo @bradywyatt29 It’s a collective fuck up defensively, they are all culpable. We’ve got a proper weak underbelly and the reason we wont do anything this season.

@s_ryan_97 @bradywyatt29 That tweet could have stopped being written at “Brad messes up.” I get that CA wasn’t commanding but it’s way too easy to lump it all on him when the danger wasn’t cleared at the first point. BH actually created the danger. Seems unfair to me.

@countythomo @bradywyatt29 Brad messes up then Corey is stuck to his line when the ball comes back in

@Dino13S @StockportCounty Feels like FH was the commanding voice at the back, he went for more wages. AS was the drive in mid, he went without the managers knowledge as was offered 3yrs. MSH was the character in the squad that drove positivity. We’re missing leaders for me, and that’s down to recruiters.

@countythomo @StockportCounty Soft is the perfect description . Disagree with Chally that we have 2 number 1 keepers , for me we have 2 number 2 keepers and are missing a commanding number 1 presence in goal to give the defence confidence.

Defeat on the road.