Dave Thompson

Oh my word. Here it is. The full minute and a bit that led to me and a load of pissed mates trying to copy Gazza’s goal on Blackpool beach with a 20p fly away ball. We never managed to.

@MagicMattHatton Belated happy birthday Magic. Stay well pal.

45 Yesterday 😮 Treat life as a blessing it’s denied to so many 😔 The worlds changing I’m not 👊🏻 Huge thanks to everyone who took time out of there day yesterday to wish me Happy Birthday was feeling the love & went to bed happy ❤️ Have a great weekend X

It’s impossible to overstate my love for the FA Cup in this era — and this match. On 16/05/1987, I was nearly 10, a fan of neither club, but that day is etched in my memory. Iconic kits, brilliant players, and a ding-dong match, all played out in the Wembley sunshine on that unique-looking pitch. The FA Cup was so special.

@countyscarf This does not get sung at any point, unless we are comfortable with 20 seconds left. 😁

🎵 Bolton get battered, everywhere they go…! 🎵 As a result of tonight’s outcome at Valley Parade, Stockport County have just clinched a place in the Championship next season.

@aidanh2311 There were about 18 in the FB group the other day trying to squeeze it into American Pie.

@countythomo Before we have 2 or 3 chants for Ollie, Wootton and Barry think pye needs to have a proper one

“Ollie Norwoods got great teeth, Had them done in Cheadle Heath, He’s got magic in his feet, Super Ollie Norwood”. 😁😁 #stockportcounty

🚨Arsenal have revealed a new statue outside The Emirates Stadium…

@_LiamCash Superb work as always 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

End of another season. Onto Wembley! 🌱

@ShaunCo56085755 Thanks for the chat last night Shaun. Love still seeing them out and about.

@countythomo Four games ago I put this on and it will take us all the way Might have to wash it before Wembley though now 💙😂

Last night at County I wore his scarf for the first time in ages. I’ll wear it at Wembley this time for the play off final. He’d have loved these last few years and I wish he’d have seen them. Fuck, I miss him.

@charliefewster Yes Charlie! Hope you and Martin are well 👊🏻 enjoy the return to the football league.

@countythomo Brilliant Dave 👏 hope you get job done for him 👍

@HBruckshaw1993 Sorry H but this ain’t something we should be proud of.

Who two foot slide tackled the Stevenage keeper during the pitch invasion?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #stockportcounty

@Nozza_ Right. The amount of away fans moaning about that roof. I wish we’d saved the money and left them to get piss wet through the ungrateful f@ckers.

Glad the away end at Stockport finally has a roof. Shame it’s the ugliest structure I’ve ever seen

It’s the best that there is. 💙 @StockportCounty

@baghead325 Why not? Huge club with great potential if he gets it right. You can’t blame him.

Tinker Taylor Solskjaer Spy

🚨Oliver Glasner just delivered one of the coldest press conference responses of the season Reporter asked him about the title race and whether Palace could influence it… Glasner replied: “I checked my pay slips… I didn’t get any money from Arsenal or City.” Then he finished with THIS: “Our influence in the title race is definitely less than VAR.”

There is no better example of VAR causing a decline in Premier League officiating than this Southampton v Boro match. Premier League referee Andy Madley in charge and without a VAR safety net he has been absolutely rotten.

@bbcpress "Big Break is Back! Paddy McGuinness...." Never has my interest died quicker....