shaquille o'atmeal

No one asked, but I made them anyway. "The Classique Autograph" Now available for order @ shaquilleoatmeal.com

Friday init

@comic No biggie, well that's amazing man. Impressive

@crypt0e To be fair I started building meme pages on Twitter in 2011 and had 14m followers in my network before I sold them to an app company in 2017.

I recently launched an AI agent generating videos and posting to a Facebook page I own with essentially 0 human intervention Mailbox money but hey… I’ll take it. I wonder how long it’ll take to scale this up to $10,000+ a month in passive income

I think Elon fixed the algo

@Variety Go fuck yourself

Arnold Schwarzenegger, 78, undergoing brutal gym prep for 'Conan the Barbarian' sequel trib.al/KSSi4Aq

“Kids I have good news. Daddy is out of Claude tokens until 3PM. He has time to play with you now.”

Visa's buildin payment rails so AI agents can buy stuff on your behalf. My fridge is gonna have a better credit score than half of Jersey by Christmas.

The "stop complaining about games" crowd is having a really hard time with Crimson Desert.

When my wife asks about dinner plans

@comic Also of course the already rich guy would already figure this out 😂 I've been grinding for months

@comic Awesome thanks

This is basically the worst thing that could have happened today Mondays going to be weird

BREAKING: President Trump says the US is “close to meeting our objectives as we consider winding down our great military efforts in the Middle East.” The announcement comes 13 minutes after futures markets have closed for the weekend.

i dont care if you have to drag yourself kicking and screaming through 100 miles of broken glass. refinance now. be happy with the rate you get. you arent going to get another chance this decade

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

My grandpa owns an onion farm and occasionally decides to take naps in the middle of the field.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senators reach deal with White House to resolve crypto stablecoin yield dispute with banks.

BREAKING: Denmark was ready to blow up airfields to stop a US invasion of Greenland, per NYT.

In a sudden turn of events, US 12-month inflation expectations have surged to 5.2%, the highest level since March 2023. In just 3 weeks, markets have gone from pricing-in rate cuts to rate hikes.