aiden
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When I was 14 and my mom said no to me going a lot of places, my friends would be coming to school the next day with sex stories that were exciting to tell at the time and recognized as traumatic events as we got older. Sometimes she was overbearing, sometimes I was protected...

when the restaurant says it’s “mediterranean” and now you gotta start digging to find if mediterranean means THAT place or somewhere actually good

How does Ryan Murphy keep finding them?

Everything is on the table. THE INVITE, a hilariously unpredictable new comedy directed by and starring Olivia Wilde, with Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz, and Edward Norton. In theaters this July.

One of the problems with people not reading anymore is that the quality of overall storytelling is being reduced in everything. So many songs and their lyrics sound remedial now. Like they’re being written for children.

tasting your own cum is another type of freak

@ExistentialEnso Exactly. Golf courses use way more water than AI does in Datacenters. But people aren't mad at golf because the mainstream media doesn't tell them to be.

The winners of Ilya and Shane lookalike contest went on a date.

“Girls always think they’ve discovered weird dick”


Americans talk about 7 negronis like it's 13 negronis










