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I didn’t have sex until I was 19 and my mom let me go anywhere with my friends around 12 year old tbh.
Pattagold 🐱✨@everytimeigoout
When I was 14 and my mom said no to me going a lot of places, my friends would be coming to school the next day with sex stories that were exciting to tell at the time and recognized as traumatic events as we got older. Sometimes she was overbearing, sometimes I was protected...
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I think there’s an easy tell for ‘Mediterranean’ restaurants: if there’s a halal guarantee, it’s an arab or turkish place. Greek, Cypriot or Italian places will reflect as much with flags or in the name. If none of these: Israeli
brecht apologist@madisontayt_
when the restaurant says it’s “mediterranean” and now you gotta start digging to find if mediterranean means THAT place or somewhere actually good
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late at night in Peter Thiel’s hot tub
Male Central@TheMale_Central
How does Ryan Murphy keep finding them?
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Awful nice upper-middle-class patina of domestic propriety... be a shame if some uncouth behavior punctured it
A24@A24
Everything is on the table. THE INVITE, a hilariously unpredictable new comedy directed by and starring Olivia Wilde, with Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz, and Edward Norton. In theaters this July.
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this has been an issue and ppl minimize it by calling you classist or elitist
Zito@_Zeets
One of the problems with people not reading anymore is that the quality of overall storytelling is being reduced in everything. So many songs and their lyrics sound remedial now. Like they’re being written for children.
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Guy with a melodica: Should i bring my melodica to the bar😂
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you must be dazed & confused if you think we linkin later
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I can’t believe we’re sharing this app with literal pilgrims
sam❤️🔥@reputtpd
tasting your own cum is another type of freak
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we've been campaigning against golf courses for far longer than we've been campaigning against data centers
Axinovium@axinovium
@ExistentialEnso Exactly. Golf courses use way more water than AI does in Datacenters. But people aren't mad at golf because the mainstream media doesn't tell them to be.
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we really don't give a fuck.
Buzzing Pop@BuzzingPop
The winners of Ilya and Shane lookalike contest went on a date.
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chow down on some cookie cooter…wow
BlackSword@Blacksword011
“Girls always think they’ve discovered weird dick”
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@de3pstate Was literally scrolling the hashtag and laughing last night
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easiest way to explain this is that american drinks are kind of non-linear because every order you pay a little serf tax to their service class, and after about three drinks the bartender recognises you as a more reliable ally than the bar owner and mixes drinks at 2-3x strength
Meek Mills and Boon@KiddSpade1
Americans talk about 7 negronis like it's 13 negronis
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