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@stevennpl @CarshaltonA_FC Yes, great work! We are really starting to look good. There were some excellent passages of play yesterday.

The team is starting to come together and the boys are working so hard for @CarshaltonA_FC to turn this season around 🔴⚪️

@theiaincameron Been to Ardmurchan on a round-Britain non-stop drive. Took us 27 hours to do all cardinal compass points plus Lands End and JoG.

Somewhat counter-intuitively, Edinburgh is farther west than Bristol, and Scotland has the westernmost point in the UK (Ardnamurchan).

@TheBarmyArmy King of Spain! Long live the King!

Happy Birthday, Ashley Giles 😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@wayseyways @MatthewStadlen Not a fan tbh

@dedken @MatthewStadlen And Starmer?

Harry Kane is an underrated genius. Did you see his second goal for Bayern last night in the Champions League? He has already scored 47 goals this season. And he comes across as a gentleman. One of England’s very finest.

@MartinSLewis I don't think there's a binary answer to this one. It would involve a discussion with both progeny.

Today’s Poll: If a couple had two adult children - one financially very successful and one struggling - should their Will leave their estate 50-50, or divide it more based on need? Which comes CLOSEST to your view in this hypothetical?

@wayseyways @MatthewStadlen Arsenal supporter here. I've always rated Kane - he's an exemplar sportsman and person. And I'm pleased to see him continue to pile up the records at Bayern. The longer he can be available for England, the better.

@MatthewStadlen Those who say they don’t rate Harry are. Bullshitting attention seekers. Arsenal fans typically. They have the same ailment as those who pretend to see integrity and competence in Starmer.

Fine work continues off the field

@NickCohen4 Do you have some kind of guide to what we can say about Israel, Gaza and the West Bank that would not be antisemitic?

@CarshaltonA_FC Outstanding effort. Absolutely vital win - one more should do it???

FULL TIME!!! Carshalton pick up another 3 points with a big win over Cheshunt! Thanks for your support! 🟡⚫️ 0 - 1 🔴⚪️ #CarshaltonAthletic | #cafc | #TheRobins

@scottie_clark @NoContextCounty I'm old enough to remember Cork taking a hattrick against the Windies!

@NoContextCounty Decisions, decisions! Dominic Cork or Derek Pringle. There, nobody saw that coming, did they?

If you could bring any player from history, in their prime, into your team this season who would it be?

@NoContextCounty Thorpey 💔

@TheBarmyArmy Me getting out every time I see a wasp

What's the funniest thing you have ever seen on a cricket pitch?

@MadelaineLucyH Sounds like excellent entertainment. Maybe I'll watch it to lighten the mood after watching Dirty Business 🤔

I understand some people can’t pay for Netflix to watch Louis Theroux’s documentary on the manosphere, so I thought I’d summarise it for you. There’s a bunch of slightly balding chubby-muscle men who look very divorced and they kind of strut around like an insecure flock of chickens, and they say some very silly stuff that maybe a 9 year old boy might say when hitting his sister with a truck. These men are not smart and they do NOT come across as smart. Then there’s these other men who are kind of probably a bit gay which is fine, we love a rainbow, and they are super into self care and beauty but have rebranded it looksmaxxing because obviously, women’s interests in aesthetics is ew. Also stupid men, but in a twinky way. All are very upset that they look stupid whenever their views are repeated back to them and the logic falls through the floor like a cartoon piano. You’re welcome.

@dianakcf @CarshaltonA_FC Well I don't need to know, but I think it's fair to ask why one of their employees is having to fund their own rehabilitation!

@dedken @CarshaltonA_FC Think that’s the clubs business why is it you need to know everything what the club will be paying!!!

Our number 11 Heather Eade has a GoFundMe page to help her recovery to get back onto the pitch with us! Please donate if you can, a small donation goes a long way. However if you can’t, please share this link. Thank you all! ❤️🤍 gofund.me/ab794cd82

@Feargal_Sharkey Barry is one of the good ones. It's a utter disgrace that our government has done sod all about this. It's the first thing they should have sorted on taking office IMHO. And is one of the main reasons Labour have lost my vote to Green.

This is difficult to watch, it's embarrassing, it's enraging, it's shameful. Emma Reynolds the Secretary of State for the Environment and David Hill the head of water at Defra appeared before MPs on Tuesday where they repeated the same old lie, that water company shareholders invest their money in the companies and we, the bill payers, pay them back over 10, 15, 20, 30 years. Even Ofwat have owned up, that's a lie the £104 billion "private sector investment" is coming directly out of your pockets, your bank account. For God sake just tell the truth. Barry Gardiner, you're a star. 👏👏👏

@theiaincameron Haven't lkd at the relief map, but this sounds like it could be caused by 'stream capture'. This is the headward erosion of a stream that eventually beheads another one. Usually the larger of the two captures the water from the other, leading to a 'wind gap' or 'misfit stream'

Conventional wisdom states that it's not possible for a stream to flow in two different directions. It is only made possible because the North Two Ocean Creek lies directly on top of the continental divide, with a shallow ridge in the middle of it that allows water to flow in both directions. Seismic activity in the future may change this, but for now it remains one of the few examples of a river that ends up in two different oceans. (See also Echimamish River, Isa Lake, Casiquiare Canal. However, Two Ocean Creek is the best example.) /END PS. Thanks to @TakeThatClouds for the pointer.

In the state of Wyoming in the USA lies a real hydrological oddity. It's a small stream (creek) that is thought to be the only one of very few examples in the world. It is placed so precariously and perfectly that it's hard to believe it is able to exist. 1/n

@thealepalombo Surprised at Trieste - I've read a number of articles suggesting it's none too interesting!

Italy has 7,904 municipalities. Tourists visit maybe 15. These aren't "cheap places to test it out." They're cities where wealthy Italians live their best lives, completely off the radar. For each one, I broke down property prices, nearest airport, population, who it's actually for, and the honest downsides you should be aware of. 7 cities I'd personally relocate to. Data on every single one:

I'm Italian. I just got back from Rome. Over dinner, old friends and I started arguing about the same thing we always argue about: which cities in Italy are genuinely incredible but nobody ever talks about? We went back and forth for hours. By the end of the night, we had a list. 7 hidden cities that most people, including most Italians, will never think to visit, let alone move to. No crowds. No tourist markup. Insane quality of life. Thread 🧵

@terrychristian @20th_Centurygal Tangled Hair

@20th_Centurygal Motorhead ( not sure if under rated) The Cribs The Jam ( huge in UK) Ash

In your opinion… Who is the most underrated trio in rock music? 🎶🎸

I hope they’ve remembered to bring their jukebox money.