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Never had this shape of potato tbh, hopefully it’s a good one or 30lb could last weeks

Do not, my friends, become addicted to 2lb plain chicken bag of sprouts. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence

@milesofleg They need more greens, maybe flame or the red out of these

@deestlore Okay but what is your lecruset color of choice

Never understood the appeal of Le creuset but someone please send me $150

$100 hoodie finally got here and I’m suddenly aware of dirt for the first time but I’m hopeful it’ll wear off once I get hydraulic fluid or something on it

Woke PB&H pretty good

@quokkagatorr Neither did I, none of the ones I’ve driven had the option but they’re apparently out there

@quokkagatorr Been casually looking for a beater 2nd gen Avalon largely due to front bench/column shifter

The one redeeming feature of base model rav4 is that it weighs the same as a modern Honda Accord so you can drive like an idiot on gravel and the fuel economy is basically the same

Music to eat shit on the neighbors’ boat launch as a grown man learning to roller skate to music.apple.com/us/album/drama…

Curtains? Glad you asked, we got horrendously ugly $30 or horrendously ugly $50. Yeah, we’re still on those same two patterns and color options from 2015. We figure as long as we don’t offer any other options no one will buy any other options

I was confused why my hands were fucked up changing my oil in boxers this morning because “it’s warm now,” really thought it was 40-50° and I was just being a baby

FINALLY found one of our black cats' black whiskers 🥹

That first five minutes defrosting your hands is a bottom 10 feeling of all time

@frogg_gurl They wouldn’t have called it the INTERstate if they didn’t want you on the INTERnet

And I’ve been posting while driving.

Maybe nothing scarier than cracking open a delicious room temperature natty light in the dark but its strangely creamy for some reason

@wxfflestomp Just a canal and bees, I checked

@deestlore what kinda shit

I bet there’s some shit over there

Real Saturday enjoyers know

It might be spring