Joey

@Tyre_94 Why’d I even bother checking

No one is surprised by this

Damn I didn’t know nuketown has marching band

Mystery-flavor sandwiches because I had no plan to move before two days ago

@frogg_gurl Have you been to the cascades in WA? If not you need to at the very least drive one of the passes after a heavy snow or hike up to Stuart or something someday

The plains are nice but watching the mountains disappear behind you is always sad

New house does have some front door strawberries, not bad

It’s fine. Not better than the cheapest store brand, but it’s fine. Maybe if I whip it and put it in a small bucket it will taste better

I gave them some parsley, too much parsley everywhere

[Jay Rock voice] All we know is big bees

I love to forget I’m on someone’s profile and accidentally scroll through like a year’s worth of posts, liking here and there

Frozen burrito manufacturers should be ashamed, it’s hardly a burrito if you can eat eight and lasagna and a large chicken sandwich in a six hour span and still feel like you’re waiting to break a fast

Burnt peanuts, one of those gas station strawberry milks when they were still shaped like mini gallon jugs, and a mazda extended cab >>> (burnt peanuts are fucking disgusting and if you don’t get root beer barrels or peach rings instead I’ll kill you)

@alaskastardust So many sea chickens today

I also saw lots of ospreys returning to the nest platforms along the shore. good luck to everybody

@Tyre_94 Last Saturday off but a few natty lights. Not allowing myself to think about the price long enough to regret it but I’ve never even spent a third that much on rent

I’m usually pretty frugal but you get two beers in me and I’ll buy anything

@carobunga Our district celebrated by firing a bunch of teachers and immediately listing even more admin assistant jobs, comes after finding out they just been hiring hot graduates to sit at desks to pretend to do the books so all the money is gone/unaccounted for

They’re serving SHIT for teacher appreciation week 😷

I know that boy itchy as hell, literally a cloud of hair following him around like pig-pen

@InsaneMistress @Evilfckingbitch I might get a few pulled just to try this

this is great news if hockey players could read

@aquariusdays Couldn’t disagree with you more, unless the glue technology has drastically improved since 2004

gluestick is one of man’s greatest inventions

@exMalwa @willmenaker I braced myself for exactly that on the first pass, when it didn’t happen I thought the twist was just going to be that he pulled ahead on the way back lmao

Please take a few seconds out of your day to watch this

@SceneKidSanta Definitely, unless it’s the other harrier we have in central wa but I can’t remember if those even look similar

@deestlore male northern harrier?

Holy yap, been circling me for at least half a mile