your pal flend.

Me when the Nigerian chess wizard jumps his piece in a zig zag checkers motion over the whole board and looks me in the eye and says “Chess Mate”

I can watch this for hours.

Movies made for black people

Black people movies

@Howlingmutant0 do you wanna work with me? job sucks but they'll hire anyone and you get to work with retards (staff and clients)

Guys I left that job a few months ago, I hate to dispel the martyr narrative here

@brainenergy4me Praying for your swift recovery

@dessflendness I’m getting surgery May 6, if it’s a success and I’m able to burp then I’ll be down for beer

Saw this hat on FB marketplace and thought it was cool but then I remembered I’m a peater so I can’t rep that #cantrepthat

@brainenergy4me Nah, it's in Sac, but Vallejo is closer to me lmao

@dessflendness Oh damn is it in Vallejo? I didn’t even look at the city

@m_takewaka Come to my house!

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here. When I say I want to eat American BBQ, some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina," and still others say, "come to Missouri." I'm confused. Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

@4RewJJOmWiLzR7L アメリカは、あなたの心の中にあります！

一生分の肉を一日で焼く人の画像が無限に流れてくるので、耐え切れずスーパーで一番でかいお肉パックを買ってきた。これなら謎の技術がなくても焼ける！ フライパンも薄目で見ればキャプテンアメリカの腕についてる丸い奴みたいに見えてくるよ！ 今日の晩御飯は偽アメリカです。 Twitterは楽しいなぁ。

My smoking hot wife is hitting me at Panda Express tonight

They're gonna kill me at Panda Express tonight

アメリカと日本には、同じような問題がたくさんあるのは明らかです。左翼の人々と外国人です。何かお互いに助け合えるでしょうか？ 例えば、私たちのムスリムをそちらに送って、発電所を動かす燃料として使ってもらう、とか。

@bumbadum14 I love knowing that I could welcome them at my grill

The best part of X is knowing Japanese people look at White America the way we look at them.

@sportdrink It's Like Cherry NyQuil But Also Not At All You Should Really Try It

Submit Cherry Sport Drink names below

No I don't think so toots

formula 1 sucks man, we could have had 1700 horsepower V12s revving to 30,000 rpms, instead we get to watch a bunch of hormonal teenagers drive priuses around a desert

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@BigDickBarclay Whatcha doin rabbi

Yo look at this lamp

@HeftyHaruspex 🍻

Rape your local burglar.