@Photonecho_1183 @MindsetVet Because with all due respect, your state wont shut up about how tough you are when a Texan is more likely to shoot their neighbor for denting their truck than anyone worth the effort.
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Feast Bab
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Feast Bab
@HeftyHaruspex
Let us go wherever the palate leads us: let us hunt and fish sending our slaves with nets and spears through the crowd in the packed Forum.
Washington, DC Katılım Mayıs 2019
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@MindsetVet Idk why Texas specifically gets all this hate. I’m Texan and have never even heard of these. Any upscale bar or lounge I’ve been to has only served the standard ice block with whiskey. Re:immigration yeah every state has had millions of foreigners pumped into it. Why hate Texans?
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Texans have to do performative MANLY WHISKEY BULLETS because they are completely cucked in every other aspect of their life
“Can’t dilute my whiskey. Now diluting my county with the Patels and Guatemalans, that’s just plain ole American hospitality!”
The Chieftain@Chieftain_armor
These are whiskey bullets. They perform two functions. 1) It is how Texans cool their drink without ice melting and diluting said drink. 2) It gets you and your family a free tour of @DublinAirport baggage transfer and screening under armed airport police supervision when you have it in checked baggage. To be fair, they were very good about it, once I had explained the concept to them (still in the original packaging, wife had brought them to gift to me), and after some rather bemused close examination by the officer they escorted us to the front of the immigration line after the delay, which I appreciate.
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@NikBarton @Shotgun_Chuck You two should suck each other off in a private DM group
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@Shotgun_Chuck Add in all the frustration that they feel after being misled that they were somehow special and above doing the work the rest of us accepted as "just part of life."
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The Boomers as discussed on this site aren't even real anymore. They're a composite of everything the person complaining about them doesn't like, combined with a mental image of a senile, technologically hopeless 80yo which is itself about 20 years out of date at this point.
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@escapefrommelos “Literary Nerd Humor” writer Elias Graves demands others work harder.
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the Eternal Boomer will bluntly state that his parents created a better world for him, then “dunk” on his own children for being angry he is leaving a worse world for them.
these two sentiments coexist in the Boomer Mind without contradiction.
Elias Graves Writes@EliasGravesLit
Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.
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Businesses partner told me he had his female cousin set up his dating profile. She picked his main photo.
It’s him on a couch hugging a Winnie the Pooh doll.
snuppydogg@snuppydogg
One time I was complaining about the apps and my female friend offered to "show [me] how it's done" She looked at a girl's profile for a couple minutes, then typed out a thoughtful message and handed the phone back with a smug look on her face A few seconds later I watched the life drain from her eyes as the girl unmatched me
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@HoeMechanomics And further, one can do anything if you they are overly good looking, muscular/intimidating.
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@HeftyHaruspex This is actually insane game, especially if you’re a good looking or overly muscular/intimidating man.
Doesn’t work if you’re fat or ugly, but nothing else really will either.
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@LA_Confidant He is tweeting about a person who does not exist.
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@EliasGravesLit Do your novels have a lot of gay sex in them?
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Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.
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@s_need22750 That’s a real need, and you’re right to name it as one.
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@HeftyHaruspex Need a harem of nubile slave concubines, each one exactly 18 years, 0 months, 0 days old
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I want several white girls with large breasts.
Michael Orthodox ☦@Michaeldudufudu
I find it hilarious that "need goth mommy" just means i want a white girl with large breasts but men are too afraid to say it
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@HeftyHaruspex @CulturalCreek What does that even mean? I got mine. I'm protecting mine. You can work instead of being a bitch on the Internet. Bitching gets you nowhere.
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So you're ok if I bludgeon you with a crowbar and steal your wallet? You're not owed anything, after all.
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Jungle Joe.
Thomas Jefferson Junior.
The Delaware Duke of Darkness.
RT@RT_com
Joe Biden ‘F*CKED’ Kamala Harris — Vanity Fair citing White House aides ‘He F*CKED HER’
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@50LibtardedIQ @revenant_MMXX @grok How much does it cost to eat worms and beetles from under rocks?
Quicker than a trip to the food bank. You can spend that time saved earning money.
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@revenant_MMXX @grok How much do beans, rice, flour, and basic ingredients cost? How easy are they to come by or get for free from a food bank? How long can it feed a person or a small family?
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Turns out learning to cook doesn't save you from the price of everything doubling or tripling in five years
ChefApeMan@ChefApeMan
@revenant_MMXX I'm begging you retards to learn basic human skills like cooking Even cavemen making $0/year were capable of doing so and thriving
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Working on something very big right now. I need your Energies, I need you to send me your Powers… Please….
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@HeftyHaruspex @kojimaicmatters I'm guessing either the goat owed him money, or he owed it money
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Oh I've met some real ornery goats when I was a kid... there is a non-zero amount of goats that I've met who made me cry.
A Kermode Bear Is Stealing Your Salmon@AKermodeBear
@dash_r_media @kojimaicmatters I have never met an evil goat. All goats are good and pure. Proof: I said so!
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