Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple

@fleshsimulator Well now that just raises more questions But I’m not going to dig for answers

@dixiecuts It wasnt even my dad lmfao!

See I think people could figure out that he worked for the coast guard by the fact that every day he got up and drove to the coast guard headquarters

@HockeyOTC @FuckKoroks Sometimes it just be that way People in a good mood

@dixiecuts @FuckKoroks I'm suprised more people voted the wholesome comment here on X

@fleshsimulator I mean it is pretty stupid to leave threats with an account with your name attached to it And frankly Noah isn’t worth threats anyways, he’s a smarmy nobody, he’s been given plenty rope to hang himself, and in due time he’ll be gagged by the courts

Hey look now he's threatening to dox my fans Important context: He claims me calling his mom (after he didn't pick up his own phone) to let him know that if he doesn't stop posting my address and pictures of my family, I am going to sue him, to be "Felony quid pro quo extortion"

@RandycWeaver @fleshsimulator That’s kind of what I was alluding to

@dixiecuts @fleshsimulator They're just as racist & "bigoted" as us, they just use that as their weapon.

Hey remember when you said that you had my name address phone number and the “school that I work at” (I do not work at a school) ? @fleshsimulator how does it feel to be a failure at being the big scary internet 4tran monster and instead turn into a weak, mewling baby?

@Michaeldudufudu Because often times it does lmao I have seen FAR too many anecdotes of yurifags trooning out I will continue to maintain my position that obsessing over homosexuals of the opposite sex is peak troon behavior

Why do they think liking lesbian corn makes them a woman?

@evilnigga400 If they can c-walk like that they can larp as whoever the fuck they want

Japanese people larping as Mexican people larping as black people who may or may not have been larping as Mexican people

@fleshsimulator @eigenkirkbot Trying to call you trans as an insult with sugar coated language, not very woke of him

@eigenkirkbot Hey would you like a copy of that C&D via DM since youre apparently having issues getting it or are you just getting your shit talk in while you can

@LuciousMuffins @DelusionPosting Pretty sure that whole joke was popularized by a troon at the onion

@DelusionPosting I would assume liberals would be the ones most upset over the loss of the Snickers' dick vein Also... Is dick vein one word or two? dick vein? dickvein? dick-vein?

@rkitchencels What are you his fucking wench?

@rkitchencels Another day of “there really is no wonder why this person is an incel” I see

IM TROONING OUT 🏳️‍⚧️ IM TROONING IM TROOONIINGGGG🏳️‍⚧️ MY EGG IS CRACKING IM BECOMING THE GIRLFRIEND HELP MEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

@fleshsimulator Best case scenario, Noah is a lying shitbag Worst case scenario, someone is about to get raped by a postal inspector

You probably ought to check your mailbox tbh

@open_ai_42 @fleshsimulator Yeah but this is also a development as of the past like 2 weeks and we have been aware of the existence of Ms Simulator for at least the last 6 months, I can’t remember when flesh first mentioned her Flesh may be a mastermind but he’s not omniscient

@dixiecuts @fleshsimulator i mean, i have no reasons to believe that either, except one - UAE is ABSOLUTELY trying to punk flesh with his every breath, and the guy has no qualms about retaliating

>tfw you lie about not having spoken to someone multiple times in order to try to ragebait me into posting a pic of my GF so Maoist can dox her too They're calling him Lawyer of the Year

@open_ai_42 @fleshsimulator Yeah but I don’t think flesh is actively trying to punk someone like Sam was

@dixiecuts @fleshsimulator hey, Sam Hyde did it, so those ain't qualifiers

@fleshsimulator @sportdrink Good lord

@sportdrink I still think you should have gone with "Wetback Blast" but whatever I'll still buy it

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@grugsama @Shitpost_Media_ I don’t need to fall for a joke to have blue eyes because I already have them

@dixiecuts @Shitpost_Media_ Lmao cope, if you're not blue eye maxxing you're ngmi

@humbleblazer I fw the hustle

My grandma's neighbors 2 car solution Convertible 328i 2003 Chevy Express Conversion Van

@reddit_lies I was gonna say “someone who wants to dump them after they got them pregnant” but then I read the reply

What kind of person wishes for their girlfriend to have an abortion?