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@dixiecuts
the stream of consciousness that’s coming out of my urethra
La Mort aux Juifs, France Katılım Aralık 2025
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@JigokuCake There’s a whole ‘nother world out there
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Heard about this like a month or two ago from a friend who asked "have you heard about the dumpling?" And I was like "what?" Then they explained it and I was still confused.
Apparently people were lining up outside of Five Below stores for these things.
Funnyandfabs@funnyandfabss
Glitter dumpling squishy unboxing 😂😭
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@ReviewsPossum What’s worse is when you’re too tired to go to sleep
Might sound paradoxical but those who have experienced it know what I mean
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How it feels when you're too full of piss to sleep but also too tired to get up.
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@dixiecuts @TheDarkDuchesss cant imagine the pain, euuugh
or is it painless? who knows.
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The human body is insane like wdym shooting yourself in the head usually isnt instant and you can live for hours and easily survive in many cases but if I fall slightly funny on the stairs it's instant
kali ⋆@teubier0o
being suicidal and then finding out that dying is genuinely hard
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@gaycuckoldporn @TheDarkDuchesss I’ve heard there were actually quite a few documented reports of people being guillotined showing signs of consciousness for up to 15 seconds after being decapitated
Shit’s wack
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@dixiecuts @TheDarkDuchesss exactly! i reckon youd be in pain. also i heard somewhere, most likely a myth, but basically a dude's decapitated head smiling after he got killed by the guillotine. probably have a connection to what youre saying but then again cmiiw
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@jffxns Good question, most of the traveling I do at this point is work related, a fair amount of it being begrudgingly
OKC ain’t too bad
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@dixiecuts man you just don't like any place, huh? where is a place that's good enough for you to travel through? lmao
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every time I see footage like this and read that it's from w*scons*n, it's literally ALWAYS from this city lmao
ABC News@ABC
Footage released by authorities in Wisconsin shows a suspect's car go flying over another vehicle as they attempted to flee. The suspect, who is being held on multiple charges, was eventually arrested after a short foot chase, officials said. abcnews.link/RmGHld5
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@gaycuckoldporn @TheDarkDuchesss Yeah but like, instant brain death can’t be possible from something like that, right? Your body can definitely be dead in an instant, but you’re not REALLY brain dead for at least 15-30 seconds, and god knows what happens in your head during that period of time
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@dixiecuts @TheDarkDuchesss CMIIW and take this with a grain of salt but i think its something about ur neck holding big massive arteries that is vital for ur body, and the human spine is generally like, the most vital thing on a body thats why its that lethal
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@jffxns Maybe
But I can’t think of any reason to go there especially considering I effectively have to go through Illinois or Minnesota
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@jffxns How delightful
Can’t say I’ve been to the state and I’m in no rush to change that with what I’ve seen
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@dixiecuts apparently a lot of police chases and criminal activity from milwaukee make their way up to fdl 😳
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@dixiecuts It was a while ago so I'd forgotten all about him but there was this guy who told us something in confidence if we all swore not to message the person he was talking about. This guy immediately messaged them and said "tell ___ to check their messages" - guy had to delete his acc
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Ah right, everyone this is the scumbag that we unanimously excommunicated in the early days. I had forgotten as it had been a while, but this is a rat that betrayed group trust. None of you should interact with him moving forward.
Larrikin Simulator@larrikinsim
@HermitSchi14003 @JXNKKid @howlingwario While ago now can't remember exactly but some dude was talking mad shit about this hot RW influencer chick, posting pics of her Instagram in chat, calling her a whore that hooks up with heaps of dudes, I joked about sliding in her DM for a root
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@humbleblazer I haven’t really done that since I moved back to the south, haven’t needed to aside from the occasional cold snap
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@2006Sable Every day I have more and more reason to never set foot in the UK
I’d rather die a horrible death than spend a single waking moment there
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I thought this was a schizophrenic but this is what you have to do you to your tv in the UK so the tv police don’t come after you
Roko 🐉@RokoMijic
Dear UK tv licensing Please find attached proof of permanent destruction of my antenna port The TV sucks and I will never watch it
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Czech it out fucked up in da crib wit da Pilsner Urquell
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@OkayNesko Automatic climate control is great and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t
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@fleshsimulator People also fail to realize the punitive aspect
Some people genuinely only understand violence and those are the exact people we need to enact caning for
Prison shouldn’t just be a place you go to for a few years if you commit violent crimes
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People lost sight of the fact that prison isn't supposed to rehabilitate the violent, it's supposed to protect everybody else from them
Michael Ford@Michael15028851
@fleshsimulator Honestly 3 strikes worked very well but judiciary is kinda too retarded right now.
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@ShitpostRock2 A better question is why is anyone giving airbagged any attention
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So then why even bother with Body type 1 and Body type 2?
If it's so unimportant why change it?
kate bush’s husband 🔜 MOMOCON@airbagg3d
This is your view for 99% of the game
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@Absolut_Sabs This is VILE
and yet I don’t hate it remotely as much as the actual one
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