Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple

@mtsdw @nocontextmemes Why would you want a retarded bitch like this

@nocontextmemes Why can’t I find an absolutely retarded bitch like this

@krazii_geniius >I need to put premium in my naturally aspirated car because it “gets better fuel mileage”

Don't talk cars w non car ppl

@_6signxxx Striving for better cost margins and fire retardation standards are some of the primary reasons aviation has gone to shit

Real question??? Why did we move away from having this much space to being packed like sardines??Is there a log!cal reason???

@carburehater @Motor1com Well yeah but that’s like saying NSX drivers aren’t idiots Of course they’re not but 99% of them aren’t NSX drivers

@dixiecuts @Motor1com Fair, most are soulless cuckboxes but F drivers tend to have wheel

They’re calling it the most G35 video ever

@carburehater @Motor1com Idk man 90% of those I encounter on the roads are aimless idiots just like Toyotards They’re still not aggressively clueless like Acura drivers though

@dixiecuts @Motor1com Never met a Lexus driver I didn't like

@The1Antagonist @fleshsimulator

@fleshsimulator Gotta keep her in a giant puffy jacket all the time

And then she warmed up and tried to walk it back and then got mad when I said being kind of chilly is not an excuse to develop the cosmology and theological perspective of Giygas from Earthbound It was 66 degrees

@fleshsimulator Ms Simulator is an enigma

@messedupfoods I’m a goddamn American and this guy is insane complaining about portion sizes

@justalexoki “Local idiot finds out water is wet, millions astounded”

"reveals", as if he made it up

@fleshsimulator That jewfro is wicked, it’s a shame you probably can’t grow it out like that anymore

I used to be in a drums-and-hammomd-organ band called Russia like ten years ago that for some reason couldn't record video footage without it getting all fucked up

@fleshsimulator No flesh you can’t acknowledge that these things happen disproportionately often in certain communities, you can’t want these people to better themselves, that’s like *checks notes* bad or something

A lot of people think I'm a racist, when the truth is that I get obsessively enraged by people who cannot get out of their own way

I want black people to have to do the white people shit thats annoying and boring I want this because I like them and want the best for them and want to live in a genuinely integrated society where everybody puts back their shopping cart and nobody carjacks uber drivers

@_Blindinho_ No idea why people talk about going grey like it’s this terrible thing Look at Tom Scott

Grey hair is a million times better than no hair

@Michaeldudufudu He’s like, having fun or something bro, lay off

I cannot stand this performative bro dude masculinity

@washghost1 Front end needs to look a little more like a 9th gen

I like this more than the actual new Broncos. It wouldn’t hurt them to try and put a little more old school into these vehicles they’re kind of rebooting

@fleshsimulator >not being a pothead makes you a raped goyslave they’re calling it the most raped goyslave take of all time

Ugh you can't even do it right

@OsoBlanc0 Stroking out from alcohol withdrawals or seizing into a coma from benzo withdrawals is awful and somehow still not as commonly known as it should be

As savage as opioid withdrawal can feel, it’s got not nothing on cold-turkey alcohol or benzo withdrawal as far as danger goes. You can absolutely die from cold-turkey complications with both. End stage alcoholism is not a pretty sight

@Bushdiid420 @bumbadum14 Yeah but where has CA’s rail actually gotten. Is this the LA to NV rail project you’re talking about? I haven’t been keeping up with that lately

@dixiecuts @bumbadum14 Almost all the work CA has done so far is grade separation. Has to happen before laying tracking and true HSR can't happen without it. Not saying it's easy but it's required. You can't have an airline if you haven't mastered flight either

Liberal urbanists will endlessly demand for bigger and better trains in California as if the state hasn’t bankrupted itself with a 135 billion dollar HSR project. Meanwhile Florida has the best HSR in the country and they never talk about it because conservatives are yucky or something.

@bschrdr07 @The1Antagonist Idk man, have you never eaten that soft silicone like you’re gorging yourself on frosting? You should give it a try

@dixiecuts @The1Antagonist Big Silicone wants you to think that.

Theyre lying. But I do want this so very much

@fleshsimulator I think the most annoying thing are the people who act like that shit doesn’t reek like pure ass and the smell doesn’t carry Like bro if you smoke that shit outside I can genuinely smell it a mile away if the wind’s blowing the right way

I don't judge people for smoking weed if it doesn't negatively impact them. I judge the fuck out of people who claim weed doesn't negatively impact them whenever it very clearly does. IE Legitimate chronic pain, and its between that or being blasted on oxy every day? Go fuckin wild, you aren't gonna be functional sober and in agonizing pain, this is a suboptimal position to be in, do what works best for you!! or Smoke an ounce of weed a week and yet somehow are still an active and ambitious person who can hold a conversation? Ubermensch shit, hell yeah. There are a lot of successful musicians who are like this. But if you are an otherwise healthy person who went from being driven and ambitious to like, working at the store and just getting high all day: I judge the shit out of you. At least have the decency to admit you have an addiction!! Its like watching someone lose his house from gambling debt, and him going "No you idiot, theres literally zero negative health effects of gambling dude, nobody has ever OD'd on gambling hahaha"