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timeline was on beast mode yesterday

wasnt really scared about ai replacing me til i seen this shi

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

@ZackPolanski - this is magnificent. Three things I can’t deny: 1. It is a video. 2. You are wearing a jacket. 3. Then you aren’t. 4. Then you are again. Unfortunately that’s where the accuracy ends. A few corrections for you: Peter Thiel is not our CEO. Alex Karp is — and has been for 20+ years. (A lifelong Democrat, for anyone keeping score.) We are not a “spyware company.” Spyware is malware. Malware is illegal. Calling a software company spyware is, technically, defamatory (don’t worry, we are not suing). We don’t build surveillance technology. We build software that helps organisations make sense of data they already hold. Not the same thing. There was no “private tour” of our HQ. There was a public photocall to which the media came. Hence, why there are so many pictures of the event. Our MOD contract is not “the biggest defence contract in UK history.” Ajax armoured vehicles = £5.5bn. Dreadnought submarines = £31bn. We’re grateful for the work, but let’s keep a sense of scale. We have no more access to NHS data than Microsoft has to the contents of your Word documents. I think you know this by now. We don’t have access to patient medical records. Same story. I agree that “nothing matters more than our health.” Which makes it worth reminding you of what Palantir’s software is actually doing in the NHS right now: ->110,000 additional operations ->15% fewer delayed hospital discharges ->7% more patients finding out within 28 days whether they have cancer Respect again for what you did with that jacket.

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

Me and my girl

a mysterious rōnin has come seeking the bounty on my head

It's our home. This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.

Why are we always on the arse end of some ancient fucking cursed football scripture

Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐑 While some players enjoy World of Warcraft's competitive raiding scene, there are those who take it a little too far. The raid leader completely crashes out on his team after missing out on a rank 1 parse...

@Jukantos @ZeddyHS Guess it’s just RNG but obviously the emptier your hand the better chance you have 🤣

@ZeddyHS How do i get this card to make more than 1 dragon worth 4+ Mana? Asking for me, i swear im getting 75%+ tiny 1 2 3 Mana scrappies 😂

I love this card

UP AND AT EM PAYE PIGS! As you drag yourself through the rain to the station to get in early to start your working day - think of the people who just couldn’t be arsed today, or tomorrow, or the day after that… They need housing and feeding, come on bro do it for them bro, just a few extra hours bro, just pay a bit more tax bro…

hey man, thanks for surviving the frost area of the game. here's a ring of frost resistance, it’ll help you take less frost damage in the future. Anyway good luck in the fire area. Oh no they don’t do frost damage there haha. They actually take half damage from frost weapons too

The great thing about Godzilla movies is it doesn’t matter if they’re good or bad because they all have Godzilla in them and Godzilla is awesome.

didnt know he knows ball like that

The shirt pull for a fatass is like a yy for a gamer

Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.