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moving to portugal to pursue my lifelong dream of learning hebrew and going blind
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aimee route zero
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aimee route zero
@dogspawnn
chief underwater acoustics engineer / disgraced sea captain / another impressionable mind corrupted by the string
snarlsberg 가입일 Mart 2020
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aimee route zero 리트윗함
no babe i loved your takedown of infinite jest if anything i wish it had more on mfas
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me with that one writing mentor i divulged way too much about my life to during covid and then felt sick about it and never spoke to him again
ru ♡@ruscvre
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aimee route zero 리트윗함
as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:
1. rags to riches
2. man vs man
3. man vs bee
4. voyage to meat world
5. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
6. amateur pornography
7. evangelion
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my dad made goofy sounds at cash and then the neighbor came up into view from behind the hill and just stared at us
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transplanting strawberries reciting the lake isle of innisfree stabbing the earth repeatedly nine bean-rows will i have there, a hive for the honey-bee, and live alone in the bee-loud glade
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dreamt i applied for a job that required 120 years of experience
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he told me he held me as a hunk of frozen cookie dough in his hands and cried over me and went through several stages of grief
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bf did this to me yesterday when he told me about his dream in which i had gotten tornadoed and reduced to a hunk of frozen cookie dough. he said the dream was because he fell asleep thinking that if i died before him he wouldn’t know how to go on living
Robert Schultz@_RobertSchultz
the worst part of living with my wife is that i’m also living with all her intrusive thoughts like last night as we were falling asleep i said “i hope that you sleep well” and then through the darkness she replied “i hope that whenever i die you die at the exact same time”
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Not sure how I feel about people throwing around the term “larpers” like this. The humble LARPer just wants to go to the parking lot of a shut-down Kmart to put on robe and wizard hat and cast LIGHTNING BOLT, not this. The term “poser” already exists and is more fitting.
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[tears welling up] i smell like a country cluuub
aimee route zero@dogspawnn
a bottle of orange bitters just fell out of the cabinet and broke and splashed all over my face
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