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@dogspawnn

chief underwater acoustics engineer / disgraced sea captain / another impressionable mind corrupted by the string

snarlsberg Katılım Mart 2020
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moving to portugal to pursue my lifelong dream of learning hebrew and going blind
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yeah, i’m poisoned, what about it
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seeking friendship but not the healthy kind
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dreamt i applied for a job that required 120 years of experience
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he told me he held me as a hunk of frozen cookie dough in his hands and cried over me and went through several stages of grief
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bf did this to me yesterday when he told me about his dream in which i had gotten tornadoed and reduced to a hunk of frozen cookie dough. he said the dream was because he fell asleep thinking that if i died before him he wouldn’t know how to go on living
Robert Schultz@_RobertSchultz

the worst part of living with my wife is that i’m also living with all her intrusive thoughts like last night as we were falling asleep i said “i hope that you sleep well” and then through the darkness she replied “i hope that whenever i die you die at the exact same time”

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@dogspawnn which fruit was he thinking of
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Not sure how I feel about people throwing around the term “larpers” like this. The humble LARPer just wants to go to the parking lot of a shut-down Kmart to put on robe and wizard hat and cast LIGHTNING BOLT, not this. The term “poser” already exists and is more fitting.
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a bottle of orange bitters just fell out of the cabinet and broke and splashed all over my face
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cash tried to eat my dead uncle’s hat off my head
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[hanging out in a bathtub] in europe this is considered spacious
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My name Jeff
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really nothing quite like trying to read during construction noises
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when you’re young, microwaving something for a minute feels so long. you can hardly wait. when you grow up, microwaving something for a minute isn’t that long at all. hell, have two minutes in there
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adieu, my love, for the beans are ripe
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