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@Ceres2079 @GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Yeah, probably, but it depends on what kind of zombies they will have to deal with.

@doomerpost @GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Yeah, but that's assuming Only 10 zombies per MONTH. I don't expect a couple, or even a few hundred thousand small rag-tag teams to fumigate the entire country, but they'll probably eliminate all zombie threats in their respective areas.

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@blacknredtext Next step: selling parsley as ketamine.

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@Superducked @GreenTextRepost I agree, when life's full, games can be sort of a treat. But this greentext feels like pure endless cope loop.

@doomerpost @GreenTextRepost Well, it all depends on what the rest of your life looks like. If you have a life filled with meaningful activities and people around you, then just sitting down alone with a game can be a godsend. But if your life is otherwise empty then games will just extend that emptiness.

used to be me

@GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks I wonder if that bag is still full of head & shoulders.

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@blacknredtext Some people learn the hard way.

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@blacknredtext Touch grass? It’s already dead.

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@GreenTextRepost Germany. >even sharing a smoke gets audited like a tax return

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@blacknredtext @shrek2fanboy I'll leave this here. x.com/doomerpost/sta…

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@GreenTextRepost I can imagine the board laughing their asses off at this.

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@blacknredtext Unreal was damage control. Most of this is wrong.

The dream.

@blacknredtext Peak confidence arc.

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@blacknredtext >cut the caffeine so you can feel the full existential weight of every unfinished business.

@GreenTextRepost She brought a spectator mode. Legendary.

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@GreenTextRepost Cooperation is easy when you think help is coming.

Just in time.

@GreenTextRepost He let her have the victory. True love

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