benny beam

Qualifier this morning at Mohawk. First post 9:30. Presently 9:32 and no horses on the track. Does anyone take any responsibility anymore?

@Pullthepocket @GregReinhart Just when you think they can’t get worse, they do. They really have no clue.

Harness racing judges are wild. There was a @GregReinhart late pull in seven at MOH, which they never look at ever, but *because* the horse broke, they're looking at the late pull for 15 minutes like they're checking the Zapruder film.

@lady_valor_07 Diabetes

First word that comes to mind when you see this cake?

@oelma__ Tired

How would you describe this tire ?

@Dad_2_The_Bone Smell of money

What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy... Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.

@Matt_Pinner $140 in Toronto

What’s your first thought when you see this steak..

@lady_valor_07 Thank GOD we don’t have a wife or girlfriend

Single men who live alone, with no wife or girlfriend… what do you guys do on the nights you feel really lonely?

@MandyLSimard Make 150K a year but owe 6200 on my credit card.

Tell me you live in Canada, without telling me you live in Canada 🍁

@lady_valor_07 Heart attack

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@GregReinhart #BushLeague

The M going back to no announcer for qualifiers is unfortunate, especially this time of year with plenty of talented stakes preppers there.

Only at Mohawk. He’d be gone for 60 days no questions asked.

@gabe_prewitt @Pullthepocket And no doubt you will notice how your handle increases. I know I’ll be diverting what little Mohawk gets from me to your product. #Simple

In the process of reviewing the Indiana rules for giving holes, will be making MAJOR adjustments to how this is governed over the course of the next cpl cards. Thank you to those that have reached out, you will notice much different racing style here very soon.

I’ve seen some stupid shit in racing but Nixon’s horse being entered and no tag tops the list.

Nice to see Muscle Hill get the Pop-Up win tonight.

Speaker of guys with killer drenches

Glad to see James get his double.

@GregReinhart He also has the three best drenches and a good lawyer.

Per's got the three best mares in the Friday series and like three of the top five in the Borgata. Tough sledding for everyone else.

Maiden filly last quarter in 31. Enjoy the purse.

EPO>Lasix

I’m pretty sure AGCO just using a taped demo of Chad saying “ After review the judges saw no violations”.