meeky maws

Anyone else ever hit the coworkers with the “lift up the seat a bit and drop it after you pee to make a sound” so they think you lifted up the seat before you peed

Media consolidation epidemic continues. #supportlocalnews

was hard to unblock the strait but now if we block it then they'll want to unblock it at which point they'll have unblocked it for us. Genius

@cybirs Dumb, however very secure

@dubstein1 “Wave to turn off” is crazy! Alaska is wilding out — no pun intended.

they got 2 factor authentication on the sinks in the alaska capitol building. motion sensor and handle

@cybirs The handle essentially turns the motion sensor on (and selects temperature). Motion sensor then acts as the switch, you wave in front of it to turn on and then wave again to turn off. Worst of both worlds.

@dubstein1 As in handle must be in position then sensor activated? Can order be reversed, assuming some sort of sensor statute of limitations?

many self-professed "degrowthers" criticizing a campaign to bomb critical fossil fuel infrastructure out of existence... sunrise take notes

@len0killer @alexnpress

Good review and also I think everyone does the Cindy Sherman stuff in Ohio instead of nyc now because all the music has pedal steel

@SohrabAhmari damn land acknowledgment liberal hypocrisy takes. Very spicy and totally fresh!

@AndyOttaka Sorry bro if I rushed by may have been late. My apologies

@lionel_trolling he ingeniously staked out the “you’re being so defensive” rhetorical position and continues to do so. Elementary school ways of knowing

This really captures the entire thing: incredibly smug arrogance combined with total blithe ignorance of the terminology and subject matter

From photographer Christopher Anderson, who took the portraits of Trump’s inner circle for Vanity Fair. The great @shaneisland caught him at the airport in Paris: washingtonpost.com/style/power/20…

Three days old and still refers to Antonio Gibson as “Antonio brown.” New Yorker subscribers should be holding their completely random patriots beat coverage to a higher standard newyorker.com/sports/sportin…

@gideon_leek @Rainmaker1973 Went to high school with this guy. Can’t hold a tune to save his life, but actually surprisingly nimble dancer

@Rainmaker1973 Sure. But does he write? Does he sing? Does he dance?

Terence Tao, an Australian math prodigy with a staggering IQ of 230, is widely regarded as the smartest person alive. Solving college-level problems by age 9 and earning a PhD at 20, he now teaches at UCLA and contributes to advanced fields like number theory and harmonic analysis.

You can easily tell the height of a tree before it falls, are Oregon timber workers stupid?

The 4 fastest high school boys runners in Alaska this fall are named: Katahdin Staples Boomchain Louks Aulis Nelson Vebjorn Flagstad

@rosekbsa @Uptimes14 Just another victim of the fickle tides of the time. Gotta feel for that guy.

@Uptimes14 chivers, thee elder paralegal

No one gets more incensed if you suggest they might go to law school than a paralegal

@MitchFink1 @Journaltimes Congrats Mitch! 💪

I’m really excited to share that I’ve started as the new Sports Reporter at the @journaltimes in Racine, Wisconsin. I’ll be covering high school sports and local athletics across Racine County. Can’t wait to get started! journaltimes.com/sports/high-sc…

@ronan_the_boat Hot chicken so easily the most overrated regional food out there

Dave’s hot chicken has milkshake