Thomas White

@CarryOutFucking @MonsterEnergy We have an 881 at work apparently. Feel like a pussy trying to carry it around

@len0killer @MonsterEnergy Stihl makes an 860 which is borderline scary.

What’s better than this…dealing with amazing issues in terms of providing for my family @MonsterEnergy

Dreadful news for the force of good: My intelligence just became supreme.

The Eater... Coming soon to Patreon.com/ChunksTV

@nycguidovoice Need a lot of help with my life by the way

@nycguidovoice Let the games begin

I’ll be back on the road soon doing standup this summer and fall. August shows are on sale now (Atlanta, Orlando, Tampa). All upcoming shows and tickets are here: mull.dog/live-shows

Been getting into grapes and raisins as individuals in my snack life, just happened to coincide

Teenage neighbor on the porch kissing white shyt

I must have done something amazing last night

@jazzcupboard In due time, dear friend

@len0killer Hey man I need to know what happened to that fucking mouse's uncle is he ok

American currency is the best. Retweet if you love the Dollar!

Let’s get serious. What can I do to help @SamA

Life keeps falling into my control

*heavily misunderstanding the tone and appeal of jackass* i hope he actually dies this time, i think he will

@jakebrodes You don’t look like yourself. Time to leave this fantasy behind

Honeymoonin

(Juicy J voice) You say no to cobbler, Thomas White cain’t

They don’t give a fuck anymore

@wugwags Tree guy

The Delivery Boy is screening at the Roxy Cinema tonight before Crocodile Dose. 9:45

Fly in my apartment watching me eat a banana