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my reign of terror has begun

@wotancore Gets penis ripped off by penis gnomes

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off

Fiddling my ding dong rn

A really nice massage 🥰🧡

@Patchouli_Toy Happy foreskin day to you as well

Happy foreskin day to all my celebrators.

@shmegmoid i sung it every day when i was little and now i'm gay

I’ve met 3 people in my life that absolutely did not like this song and every single one of them ended up being a really fucked up freak One walked in on his plug OD’ing, so he shot and robbed him One had a violent road rage problem and ended up rear ending someone on purpose, then when he got out of his car to confront the guy he hit, someone going 80 on the interstate slammed into him and killed him instantly The other one plays League of Legends You absolutely can NOT trust someone who does not like “Fireflies” by Owl City

@mezbelly What the fuck.

Number One Shroom Hater.

dragons dont even bite you anymore they just do whatever tf this is

Here, let me just…

playing a game w/ my friends and i just got hit with the sudden wave of sadness. i feel like i'm gonna cry and i'm thinking of bad things for NO REASON i fucking hate this shit

yeah no thanks #NoThanks #Mewgenics

This is pretty much how Kero the Wolf and the entire zoosadism ring got outed. One of the guys involved had this sort of blackmail/humiliation kink, shared his telegram login info with someone and they were so horrified by what he saw he had to out everyone involved.

dudes will post this and then go marry a 15 year old girl from southeast asia

I love it when people portray Debbie as the Nicole Watterson of Invincible

Today is National 'Dip Your Cock in The Higashikata Fruit Parfait' Day.

regarde une série américaine en japonais avec des sous titres français HOLY LARPING