Shmegmoid Johnson

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The way I be spittin after the dentist would drive a bull shark crazyy

@intherainbows3 Your support from your views and reply are appreciated brother! Thank you ❤️

@shmegmoid having to grift on Twitter for weed money is maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever seen a person willingly admit to

bitch you was on heroin you ain’t better than NOBODY

@AutismCapital yeah if I could mute every single post from South Asia, Africa, and India this app might really become #1 again literally the WORST of the WORST slop coming out of these regions

People are definitely going to be permanently snoozing posts from certain regions. 😂

HOMOPHOBIC LOL I can literally walk into any house and not be afraid you fucking idiot I don't care, just as long as some gay doesn't own it; because THAT I actually really am terrified of

@notmango69 @vampireheolie unironically laughed LOL

@vampireheolie @shmegmoid stand on it first

Awesome random garbage Tweet to have blow up

@Dayscd they saying I can’t post you no more twin

@ReplyGuyChris @zackvoell @Crudes He’s below $100 😭

@zackvoell Broke boy @Crudes

"Crude is below $100 again" "It's going lower" "No it's not" "Do you know anything about oil?" "No do you" "No"

@vampireheolie OINK! 🐷

@IcoochiUchiha OINK! 🐷

@shmegmoid Get a real job and you wouldn’t have to do this babe. I can Venmo you if you’re down bad.

Chucky Finstergram and you’re only allowed to upload filtered pictures of Tommy Pickles and co.

@davedays dawg you’re my fucking goat

If Hannah Montana is back... so am I.

@zuckyfuck youtu.be/Qr_KfCqSqUQ?si…

@shmegmoid Ya she’s a dumb bitch

@TornadicDoge24 youtu.be/Qr_KfCqSqUQ?si…

@HolyDemi_Shawn youtu.be/Qr_KfCqSqUQ?si…

@shmegmoid You’re ugly ass thought you ate

@shyyloo youtu.be/Qr_KfCqSqUQ?si…

@shmegmoid lmfao how did you summon these demi lovato stans i didnt know they actually existed

@fvckwmyself youtu.be/Qr_KfCqSqUQ?si…

@shmegmoid And you think Shia isn’t? Lmao