Eli Duke

I know I'm a cryer at movies, but I NEVER thought BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA would bring tears to my eyes. It was actually sorta good. Srsly.

@thefungaltoe My ex and I celebrate our breakupaversary every year. We go out to dinner and celebrate the life-long friendship we have ahead of us!

Tap for a surprise 👇🏼

@broiledcrawfish 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

Do any straight men just follow me for fun? Asking for science.

@notafanofcops Absolutely. DM and we can arrange drop-off.

@notafanofcops I’ve got a spare space heater if that helps!

@notafanofcops I called the OHSU hotline when I was in a similar situation. They said you just have to follow normal mask / distance / hand-washing guidelines. Until *your contact* tests positive, nothing more was required of you. Their words, take them as you will.

@mattbaker Yesssss. I’ve been on brand for a while now. 🐕

@mselainels Awwww. Here we are again! Miss you too, E.

I haven’t really been on here since 2013, what did I miss?

@n8duke I found it.

Looks like she tripped and fell asleep.

Update on Judy...

My mom got a kitten and named her Judith. “Judy, for short.” - Mom #buryme

We got threads now?!

@RageRagina On my way now!

I still need people to come do dump runs for the camp at Laurelhurst! Show up for your community!

@veganstraightedge @CashApp $eliduke @n8duke is the one pushing buttons

Today was Friday but now it’s #SuperCashAppFriday. We’re giving away $25K. RT and comment with your $cashtag. You could win $250 or $500. Tag a friend who pushes your buttons. Must follow @CashApp to qualify. No purch nec. Void where proh. Official rules: bit.ly/scafjuly

I got to use the word “sunbathing” today and it felt sooooo good.

🍩 Donut.js: 🔜＆🆒 💻 6pm on Tuesday, September 28th at @alchemycodelab! ‼️ Three outstanding talks from @eliduke, @naomiyaki, and @noopkat! 💙 We’ll be supporting @CascadeAIDS cascadeaids.org! 🎟 Get your tickets now: $10 or free! donutjs.club 🍩 DONUTS!

I will be speaking about forking a gem next Tuesday at Donut.js. Come on down and help us raise money for Cascade AIDS Project & Prism Health. <3 donutjs.club