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Every extra 15 minutes your kids study, is 15 minutes less they'll be waiting in the cold to show an idiot a flat #estateagent #viewing #noshow #timewaster #

@KieranMaguire Damn there goes my brand new Sheffield Thursday shirt back in the wardrobe

Sheffield Wednesday could ban fans wearing counterfeit shirts from Hillsborough. The club charge £69 for a short sleeve and £77 for a long sleeve shirt. swfc.co.uk/news/2024/augu…

@SkyFootball Oli McSunburnie

"I've just been to the shop and got four bottles of after sun" 🧴 Michael Bridge did not need to do Oli McBurnie like that 😅

Should have given them interactive gloves to see how many knock on walls, run taps and flush toilets for equally useless information theguardian.com/money/article/…

I think I've just seen the moment where #RishiSunak finally decided he just doesn't fucking need this......#BattleForNo10

@fesshole Cockdown

During lockdown I emailed an erectile dysfunction company because I was that annoyed by a spelling error in their advert and actually got a response saying sorry

The phone hasn't rung once since the #GeneralElection was announced.......uh oh #estateagent #sales #property

@LidlGB Bag It Up (really fast)

Liam Gallagher @ Lidl Arena - Setlist: - Lidl by Lidl - Champagne Superoffer - Super(market) Sonic - The Importance of Being Lidl - Tiger Roll With It - Don’t Look Back in Hanger - Some Might Save

Maybe? DEFINITELY. @liamgallagher

@9to5Google @NexusBen I thought it was just me

Android Auto updates have broken WhatsApp messages 9to5google.com/2024/04/15/and… by @nexusben

@kit_geek @SpursOfficial @SpursShirt @footballconfid1 @TheSpursShirt @theshirtsearch @ThePedronator @knockemdownes @JackPittBrooke First time I saw this was in a magazine and I absolutely stared at it in obsession (then got the kit) A leap forward in design from the mainly white shirts and an new unknown kit maker and worn by Hoddle, Waddle, Allen x 2 etc. A really exciting modernising time for the club.

The Kit that kicked off my passion for Football Kits..! kitgeek.wordpress.com/2024/04/09/fir…

@TheRyanHamilton Seahorses album was a gift to myself when I bought my first flat. Neighbours loved me......

Do you know these albums? A few selections for tonight's radio show. Which, I'm SO looking forward to. I think it's gonna be an extra great one! Every Friday night I pretend it's the 90s, take a break from it all, & just hang out & listen to music. Well... that's not entirely true, because I'm on the air on a fairly large radio station, but still! Haha 😉😂 Jokes aside, it really is the best. Catch you later on 94.8fm in York 🇬🇧, & if you're not in Yorkshire, you can totally listen live via the @JorvikRadio app. Oh! Almost forgot! Any requests? ❤📻 #radiopresenter #yorkshire

And this is why we have a "No Minotaurs" clause in our tenancy agreements news.sky.com/story/ron-gitt…

@SpursOfficial Can't believe I'm gonna miss Antiques Roadshow for this

Due to planned industrial action and substantial travel disruption across the rail network scheduled to take place on Monday 8 April, our home Premier League fixture against Nottingham Forest has been brought forward to Sunday 7 April, 6pm kick-off. Read more ⤵️

@Johnny_Marr It's a difficult place to go

“Like I said….to be fair…desire, the football club, this group…on my journey…desire..to be fair…as I said…belief…this group…the football club…my journey…to be fair…” #footiespeak

@ThomasMorrisEA @thisismoney

Will house prices rise or fall in 2024? thismon.ee/a/12877979 via @ThisIsMoney

@maxrushden Neutral ground after crowd trouble at corresponding home game last year. Strict FFP guidance on gifts. We're looking for other results to do us a favour

Question For Radio What's your xmas day fixture? In-laws (a) - tough place to go Derby game next door with the Wilmotts etc - details please.

@eabanter Go on, before you leave, next viewing that's late REALLY rip into them For all of us

Well ladies and gentlemen the notice has gone in. I'm officially leaving estate agency in January after just under 12 years in the game! Got a Monday - Friday 9/5pm with ZERO weekends. I'm not gonna know what to do with myself.

@eabanter Nooo! ( but how amazing for you) You pioneered this whole funny property thing. It ain't easy. Thank you and Merry Xmas (p.s 12 years? Lightweight😉 )

Vendor: just checked my alarm, that was a long viewing?? Agent: oh they hated it but then I spent an hour filming myself dancing in your bedroom propertyindustryeye.com/estate-agents-…

Quick look at the work emails before bed? What could possibly go wrong....#subjecttocontract #estateagent #property #sales

@MuteUK @acrmcr Lovely surprise to have Loco live on Spotify. Saw you at eArth after lockdown and brilliant

45th anniversary tour of @acrmcr starts today, last remaining tickets available from their website. If you can’t make it to one of the shows, then listen to LOCO Live at Hope Mill Studios — out now: mute.ffm.to/acr-lahms